The 3 Idiots In Space --- MUL2020

We have our 3 brave astronauts making their final flight check
before launch.The craft is to be a shining beacon in space and
her name is the ATS.Her pilot and mission commander is Captain
D.B."COWBOY" Cooper.The co-pilot is Captain Iam Tat and the flight
engineer is Lt.Augustus Masonicus.Their mission is to rendezvous with
the space station.

A voice over the intercom,"We have call to stations for the final countdown."
"We have a go at T-minus 15 seconds,guidance is internal," T-minus 12...
11...10...9...ignition sequence start," "T-minus 6...5...4...3...2...1...
zero ",all engines running,we have lift off!" The ATS takes off and speeds
into space all systems are go.A voice over the intercom,"The launch team
wishes you good luck and a safe mission."

As the craft finally achieves orbit and before approaching the station.Pilot,
D.B."Cowboy" Cooper,squirms uncomfortably in his seat.Reaching for the
communication switch he says,"Houston,we have a problem."

Meanwhile,at the Space Agency,a technician at his console says,"Sir oxygen
levels in the craft have decreased by 6% and the methane levels have
increased as well." The General barks at the tech,"are you sure your readings
are correct." The tech answers back,"Yes Sir." The General orders the tech to
contact the ATS and find out what's going on.

"Space craft ATS,come in please,Space craft ATS please acknowledge." Finally
after a few tense moments,pilot,D.B."Cowboy"Copper replies,"Houston,I really
shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito before launch."
The End

a reply to: mamabeth

Epic!

When they make a movie from this, I want Wesley Snipes or Rosie O'Donnel to play DB. Both are hansome men who would fit the part perfectly.



Fun, Mama!

Thanks!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

Epic!

When they make a movie from this, I want Wesley Snipes or Rosie O'Donnel to play DB. Both are hansome men who would fit the part perfectly.

Fun, Mama!

Thanks!

Can I be the guy sweeping the halls in the movie?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm glad you enjoyed my story,I spent all afternoon
writing it.

a reply to: mamabeth

In Space...Nobody Can Hear You Fart.


Well Done, Mama!

...Now get back to the kitchen.

originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: mamabeth

Epic!

When they make a movie from this, I want Wesley Snipes or Rosie O'Donnel to play DB. Both are hansome men who would fit the part perfectly.

Fun, Mama!

Thanks!

Can I be the guy sweeping the halls in the movie?

The craft was made for 4 but with DB as the pilot, they had to cut the crew to 3.

Thanks Mama!

We need a little more humor on ATS right now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
When they make a movie from this, I want Wesley Snipes or Rosie O'Donnel to play DB. Both are hansome men who would fit the part perfectly.

Rosie should play your noxious emanations, it's more appropriate.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Hey,I thought since I wrote a fan thread for you 3 I'd
get a break from my kitchen duties.

a reply to: mamabeth

Have a nice rest Mama, I'll make dinner tonite.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah,my husband has been craving Popeye's chicken sammies.
Did you notice that I made you Captain and Auggie only a LT.?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

Hey,I thought since I wrote a fan thread for you 3 I'd
get a break from my kitchen duties.

I like to eat while I read.
Get Cookin'!

Besides...Mama's Boy, DB, got all the lines.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I got all the chins also.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I got all the chins also.

MORE than a Chinese phonebook...HAHAHAHAHA....

a reply to: DBCowboy

And the blame for the ship's gas problem.

Sorry kiddies,I am getting hungry and I need to fix
dinner.

a reply to: mamabeth

Clearly none of the ''command crew'' was in charge of the countdown as I fear none of them capable of counting backwards from 15 down to zero.

a reply to: mamabeth

How cutes ur picture 😻 anyway thought ur title was about Obama, Biden n Killory in space, but in all seriousness good short story 👍

''pilot,D.B."Cowboy"Copper replies,"Houston,I really
shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito before launch."''

Anyone who knows anything about pilot DB Cowboy Copper knows full well that he eats a burrito before lunch, during lunch and after lunch.

Edit. Oh, my bad, you said launch. Sorry.

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: mamabeth

Clearly none of the ''command crew'' was in charge of the countdown as I fear none of them capable of counting backwards from 15 down to zero.

FALSE!

I just counted all of my teeth!