We have our 3 brave astronauts making their final flight check
before launch.The craft is to be a shining beacon in space and
her name is the ATS.Her pilot and mission commander is Captain
D.B."COWBOY" Cooper.The co-pilot is Captain Iam Tat and the flight
engineer is Lt.Augustus Masonicus.Their mission is to rendezvous with
the space station.
A voice over the intercom,"We have call to stations for the final countdown."
"We have a go at T-minus 15 seconds,guidance is internal," T-minus 12...
11...10...9...ignition sequence start," "T-minus 6...5...4...3...2...1...
zero ",all engines running,we have lift off!" The ATS takes off and speeds
into space all systems are go.A voice over the intercom,"The launch team
wishes you good luck and a safe mission."
As the craft finally achieves orbit and before approaching the station.Pilot,
D.B."Cowboy" Cooper,squirms uncomfortably in his seat.Reaching for the
communication switch he says,"Houston,we have a problem."
Meanwhile,at the Space Agency,a technician at his console says,"Sir oxygen
levels in the craft have decreased by 6% and the methane levels have
increased as well." The General barks at the tech,"are you sure your readings
are correct." The tech answers back,"Yes Sir." The General orders the tech to
contact the ATS and find out what's going on.
"Space craft ATS,come in please,Space craft ATS please acknowledge." Finally
after a few tense moments,pilot,D.B."Cowboy"Copper replies,"Houston,I really
shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito before launch."
edit on Sun Jun 7 2020 by DontTreadOnMe because: (no reason given)