What Would Happen If Trish Regan Became President and AOC was her VP? You Tell Me.

Imagine a world where Sarah Palin has her people call AOC and they team up to form the most unlikely political superpower duo ever.



and



the legislation remains the same

Together at last. No longer is Alaska afraid of their Russian Neighbors across the col de sac. Oil has been drastically reduced, replaced by massive hamster wheels.

Socialized full scale slaughter of animals is being encouraged. Any species in danger of extinction are killed for $12 a pop.

Moms who stay at home but also work, except when they file for their special $2k per month "motivation" exemption.

So Who fills out the Cabinet?

Which Senator may or may not be cheating on his wife with both of them?

How many nations are begging for aid right now?

Ratings when they host the oscars together? 1000% higher than ever before.

Wolrds problems solved.

They are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum. All they have in common is that neither is the sharpest knife in the door. In the bizzarro world where the ran together all I could see is conflict and stagnation, kinda like our current situation lol

a reply to: ColoradoJens

There are just some things none of us even want to imagine.

Everything would be just as f'ed up as it is today.

If they ran a campaign that involved a lot of photos, a lot of AOC and Sarah on the tv, a lot of flashing eyebrows and smiles and had the media in their attractive little laps.............

They’d probably win by a landslide.

Regardless of policy.

Even against the Big Man, DJT.

AOC won her district SOLELY because she was a beautiful face on a page full of suits and prudes.
Anyone who doesn’t really care about who they vote for (the majority of people) will be rocking that box beside her photo.

I’m not sure why a beautiful face and a loving personality isn’t running as the dnc candidate this year.
They have less than ZERO to offer in the way of governance so i thought they’d at least TRY to gain some votes back.

But nope. We get the pedophile, Joe Biden.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: ColoradoJens

There are just some things none of us even want to imagine.

You knew it was coming. I want to see them save the world together. They overcome and blow up the virus.

Then, depending on the direction the writers and director went to go, maybe they are having martinis in an infinity pool at the end and who knows what we see as we pan out. Were they leaning in together? Was that Palins daughter in the background?

They could change the world.

a reply to: ColoradoJens

I think a Palin/AOC ticket would be entertaining. trump used to be entertaining but now he just repeats himself over and over. Compare trump when he had the "Apprentice" reality show; he was articulate and funny...now it's obvious the cognitive decline has crawled up his covfefe and all that's left is his cliched "lock her up" styled rhetoric. His base loves it but trump has the GOP ****ing bricks.

Laura Roslin/ Gaius Baltar.

That is what we would get.

It didn't work well, for the 12 Colonies... just saying...

a reply to: ColoradoJens

What bizarre circles your mind turns in?

originally posted by: olaru12
a reply to: ColoradoJens

I think a Palin/AOC ticket would be entertaining. trump used to be entertaining but now he just repeats himself over and over. Compare trump when he had the "Apprentice" reality show; he was articulate and funny...now it's obvious the cognitive decline has crawled up his covfefe and all that's left is his cliched "lock her up" styled rhetoric. His base loves it but trump has the GOP ****ing bricks.

Did Trump change or did your outlook change?

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: ColoradoJens

There are just some things none of us even want to imagine.

Yeah, well it could get worse. I introduce you to the Secretary of State:



And can you say Department of Defense?

originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: ColoradoJens

There are just some things none of us even want to imagine.

Yeah, well it could get worse. I introduce you to the Secretary of State:

Murphy Brown went off the air, years ago...

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: ColoradoJens

There are just some things none of us even want to imagine.

Yeah, well it could get worse. I introduce you to the Secretary of State:

Murphy Brown went off the air, years ago...

Its apparently a reunion tour...

Here is a snap of a future progeny - I can't say who's it is but the press corps is having a day. Apparently the sculpture to the right is project for christmas for his mom.

It sounds like an extreamly unlikely timeline in my opinion.

originally posted by: machineintelligence
It sounds like an extreamly unlikely timeline in my opinion.

How about AOC and:



I see some kind of redemption there...

And here is the new baby. Again, Im not saying they had it together...

originally posted by: ColoradoJens
Imagine a world where Sarah Palin has her people call AOC and they team up to form the most unlikely political superpower duo ever.

...Worlds problems solved.

Everyone that wants to rule over you is the same, they are all the enemy.

This was just too much to handle after eating my
breakfast,whoa stomach,I said whoa!

a reply to: ColoradoJens

I can't warp my mind around it, but I imagine all public speaking by either one would be done using Auto-Tune.

ETA: was going to edit my typo (warp = wrap), but warp works in this case.