posted on Mar, 16 2020 @ 02:37 PM
My 40th birthday is today.
Ive decided to postpone it indefinitely due to corona virus and will be turning 40 at a later date..
In other news, police found 3 bodies in a virus-hit house this morning. They stated that they had the cleanest asses they've ever seen...
I used to cough to cover a fart, now i fart to cover a cough
edit on 16/3/20 by SecretKnowledge because: (no reason given)