Witches ‘Spell’ President Trump In Pre-Halloween Showdown

just to be clear are we talking about real witches in a coven or W.I.T.C.H.

WITCH

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Klassified

Salem had the right idea, IMO.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

That would end this ridiculous noise fairly quickly.

Burdman, I'm shocked!

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Klassified

Salem had the right idea, IMO.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

That would end this ridiculous noise fairly quickly.

So, screw the Constitution then?

originally posted by: sapien82
just to be clear are we talking about real witches in a coven or W.I.T.C.H.

WITCH

Real witches need not belong in a coven, but yes, we're talking real witches.

W.I.T.C.H. can't seem to decide what their acronym actually stands for.

a reply to: Gryphon66
Who needs the constitution when you have the old testament "God" on your side?

so did the witches cause the moslem leader to die?
is this their spell "working"?

a reply to: Klassified

hahah cool , donald will be in for some fun this Samhain then , since thats when the spirits do their best work !

a reply to: Klassified

I guess the serial adulterers and false witness bearers should be careful...

Ol' YHVH don't mess around.

originally posted by: Klassified
a reply to: Gryphon66
Who needs the constitution when you have the old testament "God" on your side?

God Bless america , if you so choose as that is your right as an american hahaha

or you can choose not to have him or any other deity bless america

a reply to: Gryphon66

How is this a Constitutional issue? I'm not the government... the purpose of the Constitution is to restrict government powers, not restrict Americans from speaking their mind on topics. My mind on this is that witches are a perversion that I will not tolerate or entertain.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Gryphon66

How is this a Constitutional issue? I'm not the government... the purpose of the Constitution is to restrict government powers, not restrict Americans from speaking their mind on topics. My mind on this is that witches are a perversion that I will not tolerate or entertain.

Good point. How do you see the just punishment of the Almighty being delivered then? Vigilantism? Terrorism?

a reply to: Gryphon66

Good question. Not one I intend to answer, but good question.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Gryphon66

Good question. Not one I intend to answer, but good question.

Fair enough. Thanks Burd.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Gryphon66

How is this a Constitutional issue? I'm not the government... the purpose of the Constitution is to restrict government powers, not restrict Americans from speaking their mind on topics. My mind on this is that witches are a perversion that I will not tolerate or entertain.

A perversion of what?

originally posted by: Klassified

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Gryphon66

How is this a Constitutional issue? I'm not the government... the purpose of the Constitution is to restrict government powers, not restrict Americans from speaking their mind on topics. My mind on this is that witches are a perversion that I will not tolerate or entertain.

A perversion of what?

A perversion of the intention of the Creator for what direction mankind was intended to proceed towards. A perversion of God's Will, if you will. Look, I'm not going to prosthelytize to you here, I was giving my opinion on this, nothing less and nothing more. I've said many times before that I'm not in the habit of trying to sway someone towards what I consider to be the Light, mainly because I don't particularly care about your soul/final destination/whatever. Do as you will until the cow's come home, I care not... but I am always prepared to voice my opinions on those matters and, more often than not, I find my opinions running in line with a much more bygone era. As is the case here... I think things were more sensible when misguided idiots like "witches" stayed on the downlow and didn't feel empowered to openly spread their blasphemies in public for fear of their safety. (Which, by the way, how powerful can your mojo be if you can't even escape a few angry Puritans?)

a reply to: burdman30ott6

The Salem "witches" were not Wiccans or Satanists or what have you, obviously.

They were mostly old ladies with no families who were murdered because of Christian Fundamentalist nutjobs.

What kind of brave G-d worshiping man has to kills old ladies for jollies, huh?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Witchcraft has nothing to do with satan. He is a construct of christianity not wicca.

As an internet expert on witches and the history of witchcraft allow me to clear up some things.

Witches comes from the word, "Sandwich".

Women make sandwiches. Ergo, women are witches.

Not all women are witches, but all women make sandwiches.

I like pickles on sandwiches. And mayo.


I hope this cleared things up.

/thread.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
Witchcraft has nothing to do with satan. He is a construct of christianity not wicca.

---------------------the satire----------------------->

(your head)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
As an internet expert on witches and the history of witchcraft allow me to clear up some things.

Witches comes from the word, "Sandwich".

Women make sandwiches. Ergo, women are witches.

Not all women are witches, but all women make sandwiches.

I like pickles on sandwiches. And mayo.


I hope this cleared things up.

/thread.

best explanation ever
happy halloween
sandwiches for everyone!