Internet made Boys serve teachers crepes tainted with body fluids

a reply to: andy06shake

School is warfare all the same, or at least it was back in the day

Certainly was for us in middle school. We had these things call paper hornets. You get a strip of paper 1~ by 11 inch (2.5 x 28 cm for those who don't speak freedom units), and we folded them into a tube and folded it into a V.


The game was, if you were a declared hornet carrier, you're fair game. While the teacher is writing on the blackboard, you could sling one of these silent boogers at your target. If you get hit, you gotta take it like a champ... Can't let teacher figure out our antics. Lunchtime was a bit more like the front lines, so much commotion, multiple combatants could launch a substantial volley without the UN peacekeepers intervening.

Some of the artisan arms makers could sell there wares for some extra coin to use in the sweet, sweet vending machines.

But those were the good times, before the tribunal.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: JAGStorm

We got the wee mad bastard of the class to crap in our French teacher's handbag whilst she was away somewhere else.

The full class got suspended for a week, the poor soul, never turned up for work at our school again.

If the teacher's canny roll with the punches they are in the wrong line of work.

Weans be evil, but its just all in good fun half the time.

It was a French teacher, so that is ok

A girl at my school gave our French teacher shampoo spiked with nair at Xmas. The French teacher was young and had butt length hair and all the girls hated her because the boys didn't.
Didn't see that student after, so who knows what happened.

a reply to: JAGStorm

Always seemed to be the french teachers that got a hard time.

Strange that.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: dogstar23

School is warfare all the same, or at least it was back in the day.

The sick kid coughing and spluttering away a few desks down the line could be qualified as biological warfare.

These teachers need to grow a sense of humor and undertake a course of antibiotics, but thats about it really.

I might agree with the kids putting lives and health at risk as just a bit of fun, but ONLY if the perpetrators considered it the same when the victim stabbed them in the gut.

a reply to: dogstar23

A wee bit cum in a Crêpe amounts to stupid naughtiness.

The Victims, which in this case are teachers, stabbing the kids in the gut in return for the favor, well i think that might be going a bit far.

Parent-Teacher councils apt to frown upon that kind of response, nevermind the Police.