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Ever tried getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet?
Peanut butter will actually help remove gum you may have gotten stuck in your carpet.
I tried them years ago. The main thing I didn’t like was walking around all morning with toilet paper on my face . Text
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Krakatoa
shaving with the grain?
Are you mad? Insane?
Only if you want razor bumps!
OMG!
*freaks out and has a nice cry. . . . *
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: olaru12
I usually put mine inside the Great Pyramid and use the harmonic power of the universe to keep mine forever sharp.
I've tried that. I must be dong it wrong because it only does a so so job.
The way my hands are I'd probably end up slitting my throat with a straight razor.
with toilet paper on my face
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
I get razor bumps IF I go with the grain!
Wait, you actually shave your own face? I have my personal assistant do that while the other one takes care of the manscaping.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy
You also need a Sherpa to help guide him through that unenchanted forest.