Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit - OMG folks !

This is scary. It comes with all she needs, including a shot of Amytal Sodium which works like the Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth. You'll talk, one way or the other.


www.dudeiwantthat.com...

How in the hell is that even legal to sell? Needle and truth serum, wtf?

a reply to: Trueman

My ex roped me into helping her move for the second time in 3 months (that girl has a gift for finding psychotic landlords) anyway I wrenched my back, herniated a disc, pinched a nerve and pulled a hammy...OK, OK she broke up with me and I volunteered to help, but still it would have been great revenge...

a reply to: Shockerking

….and the knuckle dusters. Man, those things can damage you.

What's the ring for????

ETA - Oh, I guess it must be tape...right?

>.> after.....
When u make up.
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

We've always known:

a reply to: Trueman

Hmmm....ya know...they could just change the colour scheme to black and market the exact same thing to men as a rape kit. Seems like a missed business opportunity.

On that note...imagine the backlash and #storm that would exist if they had a kit like that marketed to men for any reason...

I am drawing this Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit to the world's attention only so that if anyone sees a woman carrying a bluish-greenish colored purse you'll know to report her immediately to a shrink, the police, and Batman.

I'm a lady, and thought " jesus, there are too many psyco BEEPS out there already, and you have to offer this up?"

a reply to: Trueman

Damn, even the mask looks angry!

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: Trueman

Hmmm....ya know...they could just change the colour scheme to black and market the exact same thing to men as a rape kit. Seems like a missed business opportunity.

On that note...imagine the backlash and #storm that would exist if they had a kit like that marketed to men for any reason...

Get those double standards while they're hot!

In 'relate products' they have the book, "living with a huge penis". Classic coffee table book right there.

In Tiffany & Co. blue, how chic.

originally posted by: caterpillage
In 'relate products' they have the book, "living with a huge penis". Classic coffee table book right there.

I'm sure it's a great conversation starter for dates.

a reply to: Trueman

It needs socks. It’s not color coordinated without matching socks. Amateurs..... also sodium pentathol is more effective as truth serum. And where is the chloroform? Honestly, i see see a halfassed venture here. Plenty of room for someone to come into this market and do it right.

You do realise this isn’t real don’t you. It’s a joke product, albeit not a very funny one

a reply to: mistermilbury

Still as the saying goes, “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”

a reply to: Trueman

Looks kinky... I'm game.