My run for Congress

Grambler...next video you do...STOP in the middle of laying out your platform and say: "I think I'll have me a beer."

Then...pull a bottle of Hot Sauce from your purse...and douse a nearby plate of wings.

All the Pros do this.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Grambler


CONGRATS on your run for office.

BTW...How's your yearbook?

Well nothing scandalous.

Except pics of me in show choir doing jazz hands.

originally posted by: Grambler

originally posted by: iplay1up2
a reply to: Grambler

Wow! You are accomplished. Congrats! Seriously!!

Thank you I really mean it.

Though honestly being young, I feel that many of my oppnents will have evn more impressive backgrounds.

That is why i will need to show a better undertsanding of issues and ability to communicate with people than them.

All things from our past aside. Use your age to your advantage. Look at Obama (I am talking about his age, not our political views). You have to start somewhere. If you do lose, at least people will know who you are.

a reply to: Grambler

Prepare your apology speech now.

Just my two cents.

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Grambler

Prepare your apology speech now.

Just my two cents.

"I now realize the great pain my lame attempts a swing dancing and jazz handing caused the people of this community. I am sorry, and can only say that I am a changed person"

a reply to: Grambler

First off: Good luck!! Makin' a difference, or at least trying to is a worthy endevour.

Second: Never apologize. You enjoyed doin' jazz hands? Tell 'em so, and that you don't regret it.

Third: Flame proof underwear, buddy. Different pair for each day of the week.

Good luck!!

Good luck I would support you if I lived in your district!

a reply to: Grambler

Wait a minute. A candidate with real, actual intelligence, honesty, and integrity? That's crazy!

But you know what they say-


Congrats and best of luck Grambler!

a reply to: Grambler

Doing jazz hands is obvious pandering to the liberals!

On a serious note, I think it's really awesome that you're running for office! I admire your decision and I'll be watching your campaign with great interest.

a reply to: Grambler

I don’t get on ATS much these days Grambler what your name? I’m Pa one district over!

originally posted by: KonigKaos
a reply to: Grambler

I don’t get on ATS much these days Grambler what your name? I’m Pa one district over!

My name is Robert Noerr.

Papers in district 12 should be running my info by the end of the week.

originally posted by: Grambler

originally posted by: KonigKaos
a reply to: Grambler

I don’t get on ATS much these days Grambler what your name? I’m Pa one district over!

My name is Robert Noerr.

Papers in district 12 should be running my info by the end of the week.

You DO realize that every time you discuss stuff on ATS...you're colluding with Russians.

a reply to: Grambler



Good luck man that is very cool of you! I hope you get the seat! We could use more down to earth people such as yourself in politics. Problem is, they either get bought out or smeared into the ground. So I hope you are sturdy!

a reply to: randomtangentsrme

You haven't been spending time in the Aliens and UFO forums then.

S&F

This will be very interesting to get an exclusive insider view.

a reply to: Grambler

Hey … you have always been a very level-headed person in your presence here on ATS.

Please stay that way, regardless of whatever political party (you say GOP, as good as any?) you must pick, because we all know a normal person must swear fealty to some greater political party in order to win anything worth winning these days.

Best wishes, truly.

Tell us how it goes when you may

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: Grambler

Don't forget to flash one eye symbols and devil horns whenever a camera is near. I can't wait to make a thread about Grambler. The Lucifer worshiping, Illuminati puppet reptile man!

Seriously though, good luck bro!

ROFLAMO!!!!!

Good post!

And you still were nice enough to wish Grambler luck, KUDO's.

originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: Grambler

Doing jazz hands is obvious pandering to the liberals!

On a serious note, I think it's really awesome that you're running for office! I admire your decision and I'll be watching your campaign with great interest.

Nice of you Ante! You are GOOD in my book even if we disagree on some things you stick with it and are not like Silly. At least you post well thought out ideas and try to back them. Kudos to you!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Grambler


You should have your campaign supporters wear glue on beards to your rallies. It can be your 'thing'.

"Are there any women here?"



(Monty Python Life of Brian reference).

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm calling for an investigation into what Grambler knows and when he knew it!

I'm already planning out how the censure and eventual resignation will play out.

There are Russians Everywhere!