May's Government Faces A Confidence Vote, Will Her Government Collapse.

a reply to: Freeborn

Yesterday I watched the news closely, awaiting someone like your "Arthur" with a brand new, shiny perfect plan to solve this dilemma.

None showed up.

None will show up.

May won't be stepping down, knowing that there is simply no one wanting her place.

This desaster is slowly circling the drain, waiting for the inevitable termination date.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

It pains me to say this but I completely agree with you.....

You and the rest of the world must be pissing yourselves stupid over this, we must be the laughing stock of the entire world at present.

a reply to: Freeborn

If Im coming doon I'll be bringing beer for sure !

dinnae worry I'll have spare molotov and a spare chib for everyone

a reply to: Freeborn

Laughing stock yes, but more funny-and-sad.

We do not hate you, or mock you, or would be happy to have you leaving, you will always stay our beloved-but-weird happy (in a slightly grotesk way) island monkeys.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

This desaster is slowly circling the drain, waiting for the inevitable termination date.

Yes, but the disaster that is circling the drain is the EU, mein herr.

a reply to: Freeborn

Did I see someone say they were going to get the beer in on the train down to London? Deal me in my friend!

Yeah that was Cornish but I think he said something about kicking # outa folk when he got down their so you might want to just get the bus with me and Sprocket we're just going to shout FREEDOM!!!! at random people in full highland dress.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Im jist comin to kick you in the baws every time you shout freedom !

just joking , you've nae baws

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: ManFromEurope

This desaster is slowly circling the drain, waiting for the inevitable termination date.

Yes, but the disaster that is circling the drain is the EU, mein herr.

Your point being, dear Sir?
You still in the believe that the UK will drive off into a nice shiney sunset, while the EU with its hundreds of millions more people and substantially more industry will crash into the Maelstrom?

How do you justify that idea?

originally posted by: sapien82
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Im jist comin to kick you in the baws every time you shout freedom !

just joking , you've nae baws

aye and you're still waiting ta find oot if yev got baws cos just noo aw uv got is this totty wee sausage hanging there where your fanny used to be still wondering if his two wee palls are gonna join him for a game of Fifa.

#yer da's a milkman.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

if yer looking for ma baws they are on yer maws chin !

hehehe

a reply to: ManFromEurope

Its a misconception that because we are anti-EU we are anti-Europeans....far from it.

We just don't want political union....we still share many values and interests.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

My dear chap, old Blighty will be just fine, thank you. The EU does indeed have hundreds of millions (of mouths to feed) and the likes of Spain, Italy and Greece etc to bail out.

Why, thanks to that nice Mrs Merkel letting all sorts in from abroad the EU is growing bigger every day.

Once we sail off into the sunset and you want to sell us your BMW's and Mercedes and it all turns out nicely for us then having failed to make an example of us for daring to leave then who will be up next, I wonder?

originally posted by: sapien82
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

if yer looking for ma baws they are on yer maws chin !

hehehe

Lets leave the maws oot o' this.

or your getting some slack pure beesty slaps round the puss

EDIT:

We are so much better that this what are we doing....

Think am going to head aff for a bit actually, take your maw for a walk doon the park, find her a stick to chase about for a bit.

originally posted by: oldcarpy
a reply to: ManFromEurope

My dear chap, old Blighty will be just fine, thank you. The EU does indeed have hundreds of millions (of mouths to feed) and the likes of Spain, Italy and Greece etc to bail out.

Italy might be a problem, but that has nothing to do with BREXIT. Greece seems sorted out, Spain I do not know about.

Why, thanks to that nice Mrs Merkel letting all sorts in from abroad the EU is growing bigger every day.

And there is the racist part.

Once we sail off into the sunset and you want to sell us your BMW's and Mercedes and it all turns out nicely for us then having failed to make an example of us for daring to leave then who will be up next, I wonder?

Again, how will you sail off? How will your industry continue to work with so many missing component suppliers, WHAT industry anyway, do you want to live on lambs forever (I heard that is the major export for Northern Ireland)?

I repeat, we do not wish you a happy crash or something, but I think that you see the future in a much too bright pink view.

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

aye she's already chewed up yer favourite pink crocs

and shat on the rug , tsk tsk , Im reporting you to RSPCA

a reply to: sapien82

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I can't see Sprocket ever agreeing to wear a kilt.

sapien will provide the booze, I'll provide music, food and 'things'.

CCG and carpy will miss out on the journey down, they'll have to meet us there.....by which point I'm not sure what sort of 'state' we'll be in.

No wonder we're no good at organised protests, they always descend into drunken tomfoolery.

ETA

Shh, don't tell Solo as he might turn up then it'll all turn to rat # and we'll start arguing and fighting and such.

.....Tim are you happy with your purchase?

a reply to: Freeborn

cant be in any worse state than the state itself ! lol

a tory MP just used a musical scheme to criticise corbyn as the scarlett pimpernel , he quoted the kinks and eminem