Christmas at MacDonalds.

So what happened on the 25th?
Everything is closed.
I'm starved and hungry like a bear.
Go to MacDonalds - only place that's open.
And yeah, it was actually pretty nice.
They had veggie burgers and a fish thingie, and mum got very nice cake.
Not sure why everybody hates them?
I had fun.

yeah i was hoping to score some chinese food on christmas but only bull# was open

mcasty was one of them

on a positive note apparently they have been finding fecal matter and stomach bile on the new touch screen monitors they have been putting in.

so thats nice

did you touch them?

i really hope so

a reply to: halfoldman

your arm looks long as #

got a 9 foot reach?

a reply to: TinySickTears

Maybe, but it's gone now.

But I liked MacDonalds.

First time my belly was full.

And on the radio - all you hear is how much people ate.

Christmas is like an eating contest.

Honestly, maybe I'm unusual, but I actually lost weight.

a reply to: halfoldman

It isn't that their products taste bad, but their 'food' is a manufactured product with little to no nutritional value. As someone who eats right and is trying to take care themselves, McDonald's just doesn't meet my needs.

originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: halfoldman

It isn't that their products taste bad, but their 'food' is a manufactured product with little to no nutritional value. As someone who eats right and is trying to take care themselves, McDonald's just doesn't meet my needs.

The last time I went there was for a quick bfast. I could not even take more than one bite out of their hash browns.
It did not even taste edible. I love hash browns and theirs used to be pretty decent, but total garbage now.

Let me tell you, one salamander after "buffet" disaster after another.

First the rice and so forth.

But then the piece de resistance.

This chef dude opens it, and it's fish heads!

Nothing else for me to eat, so I must try.

My Bro apparently wanted to know how the fish-heads were served. Well, like a buffet with a lid on and a spoon at the side. Salamanders in a row. First rice, then veggie mix (colors drained from their once magical wings), then potato cubes, then some kind of curry - people said it was the best (just the bones were irritating), then you take the lid off - and voila! A dozen fish-heads on some kind of greenery. I thought, it's the only thing I can eat here, and I took a leaf of the green stuff too. But then Barbara (a cook at Shiloh) said - you can't eat that, it's seaweed. I'm like - I dig seaweed. And I lovingly snaked it into my gob. But, she was right. You can't even chew it. So I had to tangle it out again. Which I did rather gracefully.

So when I got home I was famished.

I started eating nacho chips.

So when I got to MacDonalds, it was like heaven.

The next morning I see dad, and feeling pretty bad for him.

And he goes, can't you use your Facebook and destroy these people?

I'm like no, that's not how it works.

Every year I despise this place.

But then thinking ... how much time you still got left with everybody?

Enjoy every moment while you can.

It's OK.

I only wanted to bring glad tidings.

But I'm effectively banned for being myself.

I had fun though, thank you.

Helloween - The King for 1000 Years.



New Year?
God forbid.

Me and the fish-heads.

Of course I thought this was all rather hilarious.

Think of something serious bro.

You just can't laugh now.

Think of the clown in It.

Flip that poor clown - he's an endangered species.

Think about how sad he must be.

Actually nothing funny about it.
The kind of shabby treatment you get from society if you think differently.

But my lady told me, you over-think.
I do?
Apparently so.
Not only that but the people around me are over-thinking too.
They see motives where there are no motives.
I post a diva and they see Casablanca.