Native Doctor Dies Testing Bulletproof Charm

Nope, it didn't work as planned. Doctor's office will be closed until further notice.

(Warning : If you click the source link, there is an explicit photo of the Doctor).

A villager, Kingsley Ugochukwu, told our correspondent that Ijezie had gone to the man to prepare charms that would prevent bullets from penetrating his body.

After preparing the charms, the native doctor was said to have told Ijezie to shoot him in order to test the efficacy of the charm.

The native doctor reportedly wore the charms around his neck and when his customer shot at him, he died instantly.

The villager said, “The bullet penetrated his body, resulting in the instant death of the native doctor.”

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a reply to: Trueman

I'm submitting this to Darwinawards.com.

No second line needed?

Not surprising coming from a country where people beat goats to death for being shape-shifting witches.

a reply to: Trueman

I wonder what the precedent in these cases are. They are treating it as a murder although the doctor instructed his customer/patient to test the charm. If the story is true and the patient wasn't acting maliciously, manslaughter seems more appropriate. But it's not American law.

a reply to: Trueman


Lmao, i just don't know what to say. Did he do it in the past and it worked on how people knew he was able to build charms for bulletproofing or whatever? This is ridiculous and well things happened just like they had to happen, too bad

a reply to: Trueman


So is he a doctor like doctor peppers a doctor?

a reply to: Trueman


Wow..Obviously the charms weren't made of Kevlar.

Hard to imagine that people still believe in this. but then!

bally

a reply to: Trueman

Nope, it didn't work as planned. Doctor's office will be closed until further notice. 

Till further notice? Does he have a Lucky Charm to bring him back to life?
Ba Dum Tisssss...

It's a sham ... shame.

I clicked the link.
He looks suprised.

Oh poor Chinaka, RIP.

originally posted by: c2oden
I clicked the link.
He looks suprised.

Really? I say more along the lines of, "Huh??" Kinda deal...

originally posted by: Arnie123

originally posted by: c2oden
I clicked the link.
He looks suprised.

Really? I say more along the lines of, "Huh??" Kinda deal...

Same thing.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Trueman


So is he a doctor like doctor peppers a doctor?

More like how Hunter Thompson was a doctor.

I'm so disappointed no smart ass has come up with a Darwin Award statue image, I was looking so forward to posting it in this thread for the "doctor", but found nothing

Obviously the bullet was blessed by a superior shaman.

a reply to: Trueman

The doctor was never much of a charmer.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! another one bites the dust.

Mr Darwin, please report to Nigeria, you have a client waiting.

originally posted by: Nyiah
I'm so disappointed no smart ass has come up with a Darwin Award statue image, I was looking so forward to posting it in this thread for the "doctor", but found nothing

LUMENARI was the very next post..

I'm submitting this to Darwinawards.com. 

No second line needed? 

Edit: Caution..

a reply to: Trueman

Mulligan