Happy Boom-Boom Panic Attack Day!!

What?! Account not deleted? Well, I'll be a primate's primate...

That's right Derek Darkly (formerly 'Splitner Anuan' as seen on Mark Zuckerturd's little socialist experiment) chiming in here. Indeed, the most despised character on the interspermz of underweb traffic today... Dodging bullets more proficiently than Jackie-O-what's-her-name. Yeah.

So... let me get right to the point(z).

(1) FWYT
(2) Fireworks are for idiots (the immature, troglodytes and such) and people who have never had a child or pet who is deathly afraid of them.
(3) If you have never felt clinical panic or anxiety, good for you. And please, throw a pack of M-80's on my porch, so my dog can have a heart attack. I understand your free-dumbz is at stake here. ;-)
(4) 1776 happened a while ago. Perhaps your mom's mom's mom was there....?
(5) Did you-ins-all know that wild animals sometimes abandon their young due to the emotional trauma brought on by fireworks? "NAHHHHHhhhhh... who CURZzzz.... Burgerz... McTacos....."
(6) Please throw all your cigarette butts out of your car window. But, just not onto YOUR OWN lawn though, right? LoL Society needs this sort of thing. It really helps. (Just thought i'd throw that one in there... see #1 for clarification.)
(7) Let's re-create the sights and sounds of WAR all night long ya'll!!! Fun for the whole family. No danger involved, either. Just good theater. =D
(8) I only posted this here because Chancellor Zuckerberghin demanded my official ID recently... so I quit his shi**y MMO game. (LoL.. not sure those people were real, either.)
(9) Welp.... carry on, pyrophiles. Make 'em count. BA-BLOOM!! KER-POW!! YA HEARD?! ;-)
(10) As a proud troglodyte, I personally like fireworks... but not as much as typing and giving reality a nice leg-kick once in a while.

Happy 177666
#FreeDUMBZ

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Sissy.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Says the guy bent over sporting a roman candle. ;-)

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I'm not Stevo.

For being a firework loving troglodyte, I give you props for getting what the vets have to put up with every other holiday. My husband is a vet, and currently very s#faced trying to get through the night. Neighbors are still acting like it's Carpet Bomb day here despite the hour, absolutely asinine amounts of fireworks being set off all night long.

Now if folks'll excuse me, I have bundle of nerves on edge to keep an eye on.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Well keep trying, bud. There's always hope. Or at least soap...

America rules!! Number !! Happy 4th of July!!

And there we have it, folks.
Ah well... what can ya do? You put the dipstick in once in a while and see what comes out. ;-)

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I would add the millions spent to make noise for hours could be used in communities to do some real good.

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

That's right Derek Darkly (formerly 'Splitner Anuan' as seen on Mark Zuckerturd's little socialist experiment) chiming in here. Indeed, the most despised character on the interspermz of underweb traffic today... Dodging bullets more proficiently than Jackie-O-what's-her-name. Yeah.

Can anyone translate this garbage?

I thought I was the only one. I'm lucky to have neighbors who seem to celebrate every nation's "independence" day on earth so I get these random bombs (yes, I think they are sticks of dynamite, much larger than 1/4 sticks...) going off randomly throughout the year. It's great when you are making dinner, cutting something up and BOOOM, heart skips a beat, BP goes to 300+ and it feels like my heart is climbing up my throat. Such considerate folks! It's great when it happens at 3-4am too, that is a fun treat.

Fireworks are fun especially when you are a kid, but when you are 30 - 60 years old and doing this close to neighbors with no warning, it makes me wonder about society.

If you want to set bombs off, go to the mountains, desert, or somewhere no one is within at least 1/4 mile from you, a mile is better.

I'm sure these things can give a person a heart attack and I'd be pretty p'd if someone I loved died b/c some a-hole wanted to make noises. That kind of thing may just justify getting your ticket punched for the yearly Darwin awards celebration.

a reply to: DigginFoTroof

I will add, fires every year. People with hands blown off, happened to a guy we know, drunk holding a firework
Dead kids, pollution, a bigger problem than people realize both air and water. Fireworks sales benefit China which seems pretty weird when you think about human rights and all.

Before the boom: How $1.2B in fireworks get from China to the July 4 celebration

www.supplychaindive.com...

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

People never use automobile ashtrays anymore.

I kind of understand that, but it's too easy to put them in a jar until thrown out.

Thanks for all the common sense answers. I now feel 0.0001% of hope for humanity. ;-)
And yes, I speak what's known as SARCASM... aka, "garbage" to the average troll trying to troll for glory here in the dark corners of 'webciety.' (Remember... thar be SPIDERS in this web!!)

And yo... my posts may not get 10,000 stars, but then again I haven't created 20 fake accounts to promote all my other accounts either... "Check the IP, dawg."

Peace to the rest-of-us. I think some of us just need a little R&R: