Thursdays With Gunther

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.

I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.

I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*

Done.
Can we take some of that tubing and caustic fluid along with us?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.

I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*

Done.
Can we take some of that tubing and caustic fluid along with us?

Done.

originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.

I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.

I live in Oregon.

It's cool brah.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Brotherman

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.

I don't believe in pixies myself, but.., I think DBcow needs pixies to fly him a bong. He would appreciate it.

I live in Oregon.

It's cool brah.

I got organs too my man, you can't be that bored, Bongs on the way.., followed by waffles and near beer.

How about wearing a face shield and an apron of correct non corrosive material next time. How are your eyes?
Please be more careful.

a reply to: DBCowboy

DB,
I know bad things happen to good people sometimes. But only you can make it farce. Don't you ever let that humour go👍

Humor is the anti-caustic of life! Salud! Near beer, bongs whatever!!

Humor is almost the best medicine.

Vicodin with a bourbon chaser still ranks pretty high.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Night Star
Hope you heal quickly DB! I could always have the pixies make you a special concoction of healing salve.

Bourbon?

They can bring you that too.

a reply to: Brotherman

Don't believe in pixies?






Meet Pesky.



Bet you don't believe in dragons either.

About 4 or 5 years ago at an auction I purchased for a cheap price, 5 French versions of Gunther...

They are all called Jean Bon (Jean Bon, Jean Bonnot (ham))

They are good for licking in-between my toes after a hard days work sitting in my office in order to relieve the stress of having to pick the phone up once in a while but I have an issue with their garlic breath...

Do you have any of that caustic stuff left in order that I can mouthwash them please?

Thanks in advance.

Warmest respects

Lags

Ps. Over here in France we do not have deserts to "cough" send our Jean Bon Gunthers on a long vacation.... (All suggestions are welcome)... "cough"... darned cold is really doing my throat in...!

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
About 4 or 5 years ago at an auction I purchased for a cheap price, 5 French versions of Gunther...

They are all called Jean Bon (Jean Bon, Jean Bonnot (ham))

They are good for licking in-between my toes after a hard days work sitting in my office in order to relieve the stress of having to pick the phone up once in a while but I have an issue with their garlic breath...

Do you have any of that caustic stuff left in order that I can mouthwash them please?

Thanks in advance.

Warmest respects

Lags

Ps. Over here in France we do not have deserts to "cough" send our Jean Bon Gunthers on a long vacation.... (All suggestions are welcome)... "cough"... darned cold is really doing my throat in...!

Forgot to mention...

They do armpits too...

"coughs again"

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*

That's the problem, 'Thursdays with Gunter' for you turn into 'Fridays with Gunther' for TAT and I where we're setting bones, stitching lacerations, reattaching digits and telling them it really wasn't their fault (when we know it was).

originally posted by: Bigburgh
DB,
I know bad things happen to good worse people sometimes.

Fixed that.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too bad you don't own a pig mask to cover your horribly disfigured face.

I need you and Gus to take Gunther on a hiking trip somewhere.

*wink*

I see.............going out to the desert again to educate Gunther on how to use a shovel.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Rub some dirt on it and get back in that balloon factory, you pansy. There's starting to be a shortage of caustic filled balloons at children's birthday parties. We cant have that DB, we just cant.

a reply to: FauxMulder


There's also been an odd shortage of children at children's parties. Not sure how that happened.

Honestly.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I know exactly what happened.

This whole "waaa waaa, I burnt myself" ruse isn't fooling anyone. DB's been out in the van again.



Stop giving him the keys!

originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
I see.............going out to the desert again to educate Gunther on how to use a shovel.

That was a fictional story! As in it didn't happen. Those three guys in pig masks were not us.