Tweaky Twerkey for Truckers, page 1

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 02:56 PM

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Wishing everyone at ATS and you lurkey twerkeys a great
Holiday season. And

And for all my trucker brothers out there remember,
A truckers thanksgiving gets wieghed at the D.O.T. scales!
Happy thanksgiving everybody!

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sugarmonkey

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 02:59 PM

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a reply to: randyvs

Happy Thanksgiving!! xx

seattlerat

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 04:14 PM

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a reply to: randyvs

I'll be having Tofurky!

randyvs

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:33 PM

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a reply to: seattlerat

I'll be having Tofurky!

Awesome and don't forget the wine!

4003fireglo

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:33 PM

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Had to get a trailer tire changed at a TA. You know how it is: they want you to go to the next TA / Petro to check your torque, but the girl forgot to mention it. So, as I was leaving the shop she came running out with my papers and she was shouting about how I had to get my torque checked at the next shop. So, I ran back inside, looked her straight in the eye, and started twerking as best I could. I mean ,I'm not a twerker. I can't dance. So, eyes got as round as saucers and her jaw dropped and she shrieked "what the hell you doin?!'" so I stopped and told her "you said you had to check my twerk."

She dropped to the ground, howling and cackling with laughter. I like to call it a howckle because it has so many consonants in it.

"Boy, you know damn well I said torque," she said through her fits of laughter.

"You're wrong, boy you're just wrong! Kaha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!"

randyvs

posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:44 PM

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a reply to: 4003fireglo

ROTFLMAO! OMG! I can tell when I'm talk'n to old school
that's for sure.