There is now a Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

Don't pretend to be surprised. With all the celebs & politicians being outed for sexual harassment, someone went and created the Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.

This is what it gave me:

As someone who grew up in a different era, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something). I comforted myself by saying that at least I asked before I “honked” her boobs and demanded she watch me shower, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.