Drunk Florida man arrested for driving lawn mower on highway

a reply to: dashen

Poor guy was just doing his civil duty-mowing some asphalt because of the county budget cuts.

He should've made for the border and if he was lucky he would've crossed it by February.

a reply to: dashen

In breaking news today...

I put my socks on, first one foot, then the other.

They are red socks with yellow lightning bolts on each side (like 'The Flash' logo).

a reply to: intrepid

Define operating...

a reply to: chr0naut

but did you get arrested for it?

a reply to: dashen

Red socks with yellow lightning slashes on them?

I hope so...

a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.

You refer to your wife as the help?

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.

You refer to your wife as the help?

Absolutely NOT!

She's referred to as "Her Royal Highness of Greatness and Flowers and Often Unicorns".



and she's reading what I type

a reply to: DBCowboy

I see, you get her to mow the lawn by sweet talking her. Your a sneaky one.

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: chr0naut

but did you get arrested for it?

I live in a free country where a man can sock his feet in peace and with pride!

it`s florida so I doubt he will get convicted ,hell in florida you kill someone in cold blood and not get convicted so .

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.

Well you could.



How much damage could you do?

S.O.P 's in most Aussie rural areas.

That is all.