Alien invasion master plan.

Like this!?

ermmmm.....
there is an political joke to be made somewhere there
however not even i am that low

originally posted by: Karlo
a reply to: Spacespider

It must be a man, a alfa male. The desire, then others will go crazy.

If, in your fantasy, you wanted it to be a man, why didn't you just say "man" instead of "person"?
I don't believe the best person on Earth right now is a man.

Sexist much?

originally posted by: humanoidlord
ermmmm.....
there is an political joke to be made somewhere there
however not even i am that low

Kill them whit a kindness, fame comes whit the price.

originally posted by: ladyinwaiting

originally posted by: Karlo
a reply to: Spacespider

It must be a man, a alfa male. The desire, then others will go crazy.

If, in your fantasy, you wanted it to be a man, why didn't you just say "man" instead of "person"?
I don't believe the best person on Earth right now is a man.

Sexist much?

Women are too smart. Alpha man gives a chance, not wanting to control all. You want to pick a apple from the tree yourself, not some smart ass
tells you how or which one.

a reply to: Karlo



I haven't seen or heard of any evidence about space aliens "invading a person," though I tend to support them...110%.

originally posted by: Karlo

originally posted by: mysterioustranger

originally posted by: Eshel
This whole thread is making my brain hurt.

Let me see if I understand this. The aliens are watching "So You Think You Can Dance" to select the best looking guy who can dance us all into dying?

Or is he going to hypnotize us with the dancing and place the entire world into a "Jigsaw trap" ? And if this is the case, won't some of us pass the test and therefore earn our freedom?

On a side note. The use of the word "cleverest" almost derailed the whole thing for me. But now I want to see where this is going. Like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to be horrible, but you can't turn away.

Thank you. Apparently there are those still waiting and waving "Welcome Aliens" signs.

That advanced? They ARE here... Please!

The secrets of earth. It is exiting to talk to aliens.

Of course it would be. Im assuming we are already based on the logic of its reality. They are here. Have been here. And no need to "invade" an ant hill. Why? We dont comprehend because we're so infantile in intelligence, supposition and logic.

If the tables were turned? We'd be on some planet somewhere waiting for the inhabitants to do themselves in...like we are doing to ourselves right now. Invading? No need...just like waiting for our dinner in a restaurant. Its coming...

originally posted by: Blue Shift

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
No invading necessary

1. Build a million small fast rockets with the ability to detect and safely land on a planet that has warm liquid water.
2. Load them with bacteria, viruses and other living goo.
3. Launch rockets.
4. Wait a few billion years to see if anything gets back to us.

Rockets? Propulsion systems? Thats what bugs me...we need to realize most likely aliens dont use fuel to "propel" themselves throughout space. Maybe they magnetically "pull" themselves without fuel...or just instantaneously materialize and de=materialize.

Im guaranteeing you. They dont use "rockets", "fuels" so-to-speak...and move about in way we dont comprehend because we cant. And their "ships" dont need "rocketry", flashing lights...nor "whoosing" sounds. too far far advanced past that.*

*And I dont think waiting is necessary. Not when they are already here...

originally posted by: Karlo

originally posted by: EartOccupant
a reply to: Karlo

If you leave out the "best and Sexy" person.. Clinton fits the bill.. O lot of people dieing around her.

But humanity won!

Clinton eats the bad, she would be like a puppet, tool.

Did you just call him a tool?

originally posted by: nightbringr

originally posted by: Karlo

originally posted by: EartOccupant
a reply to: Karlo

If you leave out the "best and Sexy" person.. Clinton fits the bill.. O lot of people dieing around her.

But humanity won!

Clinton eats the bad, she would be like a puppet, tool.

Did you just call him a tool?

She works like a tool, keeps the bad away, useful.

There is no better plan to invade the earth and human minds. The plan sounds simple: First they observe, then they will found out who is the best human on earth. They pick the best person and invade the person. The person who is invaded starts do dance under the Alien power.

Like the Anti - Christ !

The best person(the sexy'est) is like a death, like the movie Saw. Weaker start to die, who the person needs or likes is the question! It is the cleverest plan ever, pick the best human and others fade or die around him.

He will be most handsome, eloquent, peaceful, like ..... Christ . Except, this will fall under a fake rapture ( blue beam ) fake alien invasion to make the people believe.


This is what will be happening ...

It would not be as simple as sending a big rocket, it would be fun for both, aliens and humans.

Yes, it will be a hoot. OP you speak in tangled words, perhaps English is not your first language, but I see what you're doing.

a reply to: Karlo

I know you are having fun but what about this theory: make humans think that aliens have crashed down on earth and given their ET technology to humans based on agreements they made with Majestic 12 to abduct people and cattle for the purposes of experimenting with earth genetics, all while Majestic uses their own technology they developed and uses blood supplies from mutilated cattle to support the millions of humanoid hybrids they cloned and manufactured in their underground bases. These humanoid clones have been manufactured since the early 50s in deep underground bases along with other humanoids made from cloning dolphins and lizards which were used in UFO abductions to make people think they were aliens from outer space.

a reply to: Karlo

It must be a man,

hence why the poster suggested Britney Spears

The plan sounds simple:

I will try to follow.

First they observe, then

Woh there, slow down.

Ok, first they observe, what? earth as a planet? Human society? Individual humans?

What do they observe with and how are doing it?

then they will found out who is the best human on earth.

NO need,


I am the best.......human on earth.

They pick the best person and invade the person.

so many questions about this little sentence.

How do they pic and decide? Is there a council that debates who is the best?

Once chosen, how do they invade the person?

Physically? anal probing? mentally?

What devices are used for this invasion?

The person who is invaded starts do dance under the Alien power.

That explains why I have doing the Irish Jig for the past 3 months.

The best person(the sexy'est) is like a death, like the movie Saw. Weaker start to die, who the person needs or likes is the question!

yes,

I am dead sexy

here is a link to a pic so everyone can bask in my beauty

g.rrrather.com...

who the person needs or likes is the question!

NO

its, To be or Not to be


That is the question.

It is the cleverest plan ever, pick the best human and others fade or die around him.

Yes,

the Kryptonians used Brainiac to devise the plan.

It would not be as simple as sending a big rocket, it would be fun for both, aliens and humans.

But the rocket plays a big part with the invasion, the physical invasion

Some humans might like it, not sure what gets the aliens excited so I will just take your word for it

originally posted by: ladyinwaiting

originally posted by: Karlo
a reply to: Spacespider

It must be a man, a alfa male. The desire, then others will go crazy.

If, in your fantasy, you wanted it to be a man, why didn't you just say "man" instead of "person"?
I don't believe the best person on Earth right now is a man.

Sexist much?

well I am male.


You beliefs play no part in facts.

Alien Invasion Plan

A: Replace black michael Jackson with alien white michael jackson.

B: ?.......

C: Rule the world!!!!