God Will Answer Three Questions

a reply to: dfnj2015

That's 4 questions your going to hell

originally posted by: SuicideKing33
I think I'd only ask one. To paraphrase Bill Burr...

"You give me free will, make me suck at math....You make whores, and you think this thing isn't gonna go off the rails!?"

Best post of the thread!

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
a reply to: dfnj2015

That's 4 questions your going to hell

Damn it! Once I got going I forgot about the 3 question rule.

1) Powerball numbers of course.

2) Why is it so hard, for so many, to grasp such a simple concept?

3) Regrets, of course.

1.) How can we heal/prevent genetic diseases?

2.) How can we cure mental illness/emotional trauma?

3.) How can we undo the damage done to our planet environmentally?

Why?

I'm tired of seeing people suffer needlessly.

originally posted by: 200Plus
1) Powerball numbers of course.

2) Why is it so hard, for so many, to grasp such a simple concept?

3) Regrets, of course.

The first 2 are good. But the last one, what does that mean? If I actually bought into giving weight to other people's opinions then I might actually have regrets. A more interesting question would be can you enter the gates of heaven after you die if you have really strong regrets about your life. After living in New Jersey all my life I think eternal damnation is going to turn out to be overrated.

God may exist but I doubt God exists in a form we will ever be able to have a conversation with face-to-face. Until God is standing in front of me with convincing special omnipotent powers I will continue to say there is no evidence for God's existence. And the meaning of the word God only exists in our imaginations.

1. What are the two most important questions I could ever ask you God ?

I would then ask the questions.

a reply to: Metallicus

1. Hey God, why have I forgotten I am god experiencing a mortal existence.

2. Why can we use mathematics when mathematics deals with the abstract.

3. Why do I occasionally lose a sock in the wash - where does it end up?

Hey god, seeing I am a forgetful god I know the answers intuitively to my questions - -just thought I would put it out there so maybe I have some fun dreams tonight

a reply to: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

You're going to hell as well, for not spelling "you're" correctly

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

oops...me too...forgot a period at the end of the sentence. Yikes!

What do you mean, an African or European swallow?

Gottcha...on with the quest for the Grail!

I personally don't think information is important because after experiencing meditation just experiencing existance is joy enough. So information is just food for the inquisitive mind not the spiritual soul.

a reply to: 200Plus

1) Powerball numbers of course.

2) Why is it so hard, for so many, to grasp such a simple concept?

What the concept of the odds of picking the numbers is not commensurate with the prizes offered. Thats a simple concept hehehehe

a reply to: Metallicus

1) How can one exist without ever being created?

2) How can mass exist out of nothing?

3) What is omniscience like in a reality with infinite possibilities? Or how can one possibly know the infinite possibilities in one single moment?

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

You win some you lose some

a reply to: Metallicus

Actually, I only need one:

"Do you exist?"

If I get an actual answer, the rest of the questions become moot and answers become self-evident to me.

why do you need us to worship you if you can create everything?

why create anything at all? lonely?

2011, last cup of ramen noodles goes missing, roommates don't know a thing, one of them said he's not hungry after i proposed we order pizza for the night... can we confront him together?

originally posted by: Metallicus

So, I am asking you, my fellow ATSers, what would YOU ask God and why?

Will you be upset if I asked you are you THE CREATOR of ALL* things Created or a Creation sent by THE CREATOR of ALL* things to exist as GOD above the developing or less aware CREATOR Creations???

I would ask God to select three (or more if God felt like it) of our paradoxes and explain.

Q1. How can we replace with a god who isn't an asshole?

The remaining questions would be kept for the new fella.

answers are easy! its asking the right question thats hard!
i would not aks any questions of god! only thanks for the gift of life!
as i dont believe god interferes in peoples lives
nothing is gods fault!

ok that being said

who built the megaliths?
was there atlantis?
is the meaning of life the universe and everything really 42?

boy that was fun
pull the yellow cord for your answers

answers

really tall strong people!

yes but its on mars!

no tim deep thought was wrong its really 57!