Philosophy and Metaphysics explained by A irishman

There are only two things to worry about either you are well or you are sick.
if you are well then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die there are two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven or hell
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
But if you go to hell
you'll be so damm busy shaking hand with your friends.
You won't have time to worry

As long as I have some mashed potato's,fried potato's, and some french fries.

I don't worry bout anything.

Says this Irish descendant living in 'murica.

Don't worry, Hell doesn't exist. To get into Heaven you just need to be a good person, which isn't as hard as most think it is.