Exit Interview [YJA2017]

a reply to: DBCowboy
Great job DC! Figures we just get moved from one job to the next!

a reply to: Martin75

Thank you!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Very good and original.

a reply to: Errollorre

Thanks!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Unique perspective as per your M.O.!

Good read DB.

a reply to: JinMI

I'm all about the off-beat!



Thanks!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"Poodles, you are dead. D-E-D, dead. You died in an I.C.U. and shuffled off that mortal coil. You're room temperature, taking a dirt nap, knocking on Heaven's door, taking the midnight train to Georgia, you've reached the Pearly Gates, the Great Beyond, become one with the universe. But, you haven't finished your paperwork.

ROFL! This ^^^^ was absolutely hilarious. Thanks DBCowboy!

a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Glad you liked it, thank you!

a reply to: DBCowboy

That was ace, love the humour you injected into it.

a reply to: SprocketUK

Thanks!

That was a great read..I really like the approach you took.

a reply to: darknessdelmundo



Thanks!

Thank you for this one......I know most people thought it was just a cute little story but it provided me with a little peace.

A few days ago, on my birthday, my boss called a meeting (silly stupid me thought it might be a cake) to tell me the company is going to be acquired. He then proceeded to tell me that I was wrong to assume that my admin position would be cut and admin positions are NOT usually cut. In fact, I should work extra hard because there's going to be more money for bonuses. And by the way, as a side note, there's a special project going on and we will need you to start documenting all your work and procedures.

This was done with a slight snicker on his face.

So between crying and mailing resumes, I had the spent the weekend fantasying how I was going to tell this spoiled SOB off. Young guy - no children. He never held a normal worker bee type job - he's from money and got this position because his father was an investor. He loves to talk about his fancy sports car, long vacations and wine collection.

In reality though, I know that there's nothing I could say to make him have any empathy because to him I'm not a person.

Then I read your post and realized I don't need to say or do anything- there will be consequences for his behavior. I'm not a very religious person but I do strongly believe we do have a spiritual side that continues. We all eventually leave the same way. He's not taking his fancy wine collection with him.

So sorry to ramble but I just wanted to let you know that this little story might just keep me from crying on Monday.

a reply to: Daughter2

Thank you.

I'm a firm believer in karma. Keep strong.

Could you write a story where the boss comes back as a rabbit who tries to eat from their laid off employees garden?

a reply to: Daughter2

Sounds like a great idea!

Great job! I was curious to what you were about to see past that door.

S&F

a reply to: Rosinitiate

Thank you! I have no idea what is past that door. I'll leave that to your imagination.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Rosinitiate

Thank you! I have no idea what is past that door. I'll leave that to your imagination.

You returned backed to earth as a politician. Probably because you Xeroxed the won't person. Bwahahah!

a reply to: Rosinitiate