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originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: seasonal
It's like those gay lance armstrong bracelets.
IMAO.
originally posted by: EightAhoy
originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: EightAhoy
Yikes! That's like the average household salary in the US just to attend a year.
That meal plan must be all about steak and seafood at $5,550 for nine months. Wow.
The town of South Park discontinues using their "What would Jesus do?" bracelets after learning that traces of performance-enhancing drugs and other illicit substances were found on the Shroud of Turin, leading to the conclusion that Jesus did not suffer for humanity's sins or perform miracles of his own ability, but was merely under the influence of drugs. Stan Marsh, however, controversially refuses to take off his bracelet because he simply likes it and has had it for some time. Though he draws criticism, he also inspires a movement called "Stanground" whose adherents wear bracelets to express nonconformity, independence of thought and authenticity. The movement becomes so popular that Stan becomes a celebrity, and appears in a Nike commercial.
However, Stan is subsequently accused by French scientists of having removed his bracelet and gluing it back together. Though scientific tests confirm this, Stan continues to deny the allegation, labeling the matter a "witchhunt". When Stan goes to the lead French scientist's house to search for evidence to discredit him, he runs into Jesus, who is there for the same reason. Agreeing that the accusations against them distract the public from more relevant issues, such as the plight of farmers in Belarus, the two decide to raise awareness of that problem by going to the P.F. Pityef Bracelet Factory, where they learn, in a sequence featuring rhyme and animation in the style of Dr. Seuss,[1][2] that such bracelets are called scauses. Orange ones are made for the Belarus campaign, which becomes the number one concern among the public.
Despite the scauses, the Belarusian farmers are slaughtered by their government. The public trades in their now-obsolete orange scauses for more timely ones, and after having profited from South Park consumers' money, the scause manufacturer leaves town. After Jesus and Stan realize they were duped by the factory, Jesus consumes some human growth hormone, transforms into a monstrous, muscle-bound version of himself, and destroys the P.F. Pityef Bracelet Factory. After returning to normal, Jesus tells the public that causes should not be expressed on one's wrists. Instead, he says, they should be expressed on T-shirts: revealing his shirt which reads, "Free Pussy Riot".
originally posted by: swedy13
a reply to: seasonal
This reminds me of high school when some people would wear a nofap bracelet to help them avoid masturbation. Never worked, lol
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
originally posted by: swedy13
a reply to: seasonal
This reminds me of high school when some people would wear a nofap bracelet to help them avoid masturbation. Never worked, lol
They attributed those bracelets to school violence in a few instances.
originally posted by: EightAhoy
a reply to: seasonal
It would be a privilege for anyone of any race to attend this school. Maybe they could sacrifice a year or two of tuition and allow a lowly community college or state school student to attend in their stead.