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Verifiable Proof of Satanic Ties

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posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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I won't mention any names but, one should, easily, be able to figure this one out!

Oh sure, the points, stars, flags, karma and WATS scores mean nothing...or do they?


Dun...dun...dun...



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:20 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Anybody who has 30,990 one-liners is working for Legion I'm sure.




edit on 16-1-2017 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bird. Not cool, not cool at all.

When you asked me if I had Satanic ties and I said yes, I thought you were talking about this:






posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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I thought the same thing. I found a better tie though:




posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:51 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sunday school taught me that Satan punishes the evildoers, and was the first to demand equal rights which means that he (you) must be one of the good guys??



A legend says that François Blanc supposedly bargained with the devil to obtain the secrets of roulette. The legend is based on the fact that the sum of all the numbers on the roulette wheel (from 0 to 36) is 666, which is the "Number of the Beast".

That's all I got.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 08:59 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
Sunday school taught me that Satan punishes the evildoers, and was the first to demand equal rights which means that he (you) must be one of the good guys??


The greatest trick I ever accomplished was getting people to believe I am a nice guy.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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I love this thread because its the first time I got to star theantediluvian in 6 months and it felt good



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 09:16 AM
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originally posted by: IkNOwSTuff
I love this thread because its the first time I got to star theantediluvian in 6 months and it felt good.


The power of Satan cannot be underestimated.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
I thought the same thing. I found a better tie though:



I must say this tie is a lot better than the previous, much more classy.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IkNOwSTuff
I love this thread because its the first time I got to star theantediluvian in 6 months and it felt good.


The power of Satan cannot be underestimated.

Do I have permission to keep dating your mother?




posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: Snarl
Do I have permission to keep dating your mother?


Only if you promise not to mix her with diet coke.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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Not to try to scare anyone or anything, but I managed to sneak a snapshot of the member-who-shall-not-be-named when he wasn't wearing his Versace ties and hats:



Coincidence ?

I think not.






posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:26 AM
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Do "Satanic ties" come as clip-ons?


Uh, I'm asking for a friend.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:27 AM
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a reply to: CranialSponge


Clever disguises for sure!

Your bravery shall be rewarded with beer and medals.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

I still have the carpet friction burns and duct tape residue around my mouth to prove that my pic is the real deal.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:48 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hey, look what I just found.........

255 Satanic Neckties



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I still have the carpet friction burns and duct tape residue around my mouth to prove that my pic is the real deal.



Is it weird that this turned me on?



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 11:05 AM
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originally posted by: goou111

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: TNMockingbird

I still have the carpet friction burns and duct tape residue around my mouth to prove that my pic is the real deal.



Is it weird that this turned me on?


Perhaps but, I don't judge.




posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 11:07 AM
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a reply to: Sublimecraft

I have the Baphomet one, you get that after 25 confirmed summonings.



posted on Jan, 16 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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originally posted by: CranialSponge
I still have the carpet friction burns and duct tape residue around my mouth to prove that my pic is the real deal.


That is all your own fault for making the safe word 'more'.




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