Here is a tip for all of you lazy people that want someone else to cook and serve you your food, think really hard before you decide to be an
OBNOXIOUS patron at any eating establishment. You have no idea what transpires behind the scenes when you are perceived to be difficult.
We all like to think that these places are above reproach when it comes to integrity and customer service, but let's face it, you are dealing with
many that have 0 class and would like nothing better than to have a chuckle at your expense, while you eat that meal you just complained about or made
a big fuss over when ordering.
I am so picky that it happens to be why I spent 30 years in the food business as a manager or server or cook, I like to eat and would rather be the
one to make it or supervise the production of the food I eat, when I eat.
I, also, happen to be the one you want to be in charge when you show up to have a meal that requires some dedication to your finickiness.
That being said, should you have someone else doing your bidding, they are not all like me and do not really care if you are happy or not, they will
do just enough, that is it.
There is a level that can be achieved depending on the type of place you are spending your money at, McDonald's or Applebee's, will have different
approaches to customer service, drive thru's or sitting down and ordering, to go or delivery, while you are sure to get more attentive service from a
sit down and order experience, you are still at the mercy of those serving you and making your food.
I have witnessed first hand what a pissed off server or cook or even God forbid a manager is capable of when pushed to far, for instance, examples are
I just read this article and it made me sick to my stomach, sadly, it is going on all the time.
Fast food employee accused of putting
menstrual blood on a customer's burger
Cooks have been known to throw your steak on the floor and step on it, after it is cooked. They have pissed in the gravy that you ate on your mashed
potatoes. They have masturbated into the batter for your fried chicken. They have dripped their snot or blown their noses over your newly prepared
meal right before they put it in the server window. They have taken roaches or rat droppings and put them in the chili you just woofed down and
thought was delicious.
Servers just put eye drops in your coffee to give you that extra boost to go to the bathroom. They have gone to the bathroom and wiped their butt
then served you the fresh hot rolls for dinner. They take pubic hairs and put them in your hamburger bun.
Oh my, the list is endless of the surprises that can be inflicted on unsuspecting customers. If you want to go out to eat, I suggest you be very