This is not a poim,

probably luring future foes in,
got them with my spelling error,
leaving now in fear and terror,
because with this simple text,
I tell you what comes next:

It´s the freestyle poem emperor
that tells you to get your # togethor,
he does it in foreign language
and his words appear super anguish,
to those that do understand the language,
i´m running out of rhyming words,
that´s why I`m stuck repeating chords,
but my in mother tongue it´ be flaming swords...

Yeah I´m really - really - sorry,
that you´d listen to my story,
although it´s not really one,
just trying to make fun.

But on a serious note,
there´s something I just can´t cope,
and that would be spamming here,
so many do, oh my dear.

a reply to: verschickter

Hey, what is this about?






(Just kidding, I get it)

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I knew you would be underlining,
the sarcasm so that I am finding,
the true meaning of your text,
but tell me now, who comes next?

I´m anoying my family since the year,
radio songs went through my ear,
with slaughtering it on the fly,
my improvised texts, oh my.

Normally I´d do this in german,
bugging the fellow Herman,
but since it´s really late in here,
I can´t turn on my radio gear,
so that you all can hear,
what I am making up on fly,
it should make sense but what know I?

a reply to: verschickter

Maya Angelou would weep if she read this.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Why is that?
I googled that Lad,
does not make sense,
is this getting tense?

Just realized this OP was the 3000th post on ATS in 5+ years.

I'm good at haiku's,
you're good at writing poems,
lets collaborate.

Just for a moment,
this isn't spam I promise,
I have stuff to say.

but in my own way,
and while you wait for the day,
I make sense, ok?

a reply to: geezlouise

*loops belt over shower rod*

*slips other end around neck*


(These are all actually pretty clever)

a reply to: geezlouise
If I only understood the haiku stuff,
wiki is not clear enough,
for me it´s double pain,
to play with you in this game.

I still don´t get haikus, wikipedia is probably more confusing on them to me, then my post appears to augustus. And that was a confusing sentence, too.

originally posted by: verschickter
I still don´t get haikus, wikipedia is probably more confusing on them to me, then my post appears to augustus. And that was a confusing sentence, too.

The noon summer sun
Shines down on my neck and arms
Sunburn hurts like hell


It works something like that but most are not as poetic.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Don't kill yourself, man!
I promise I'll write better.
I have a new plan:

Augustus is here
to guide us into the light,
all ye, have no fear!

a reply to: geezlouise

Just chugged rat poison
Can't take these poems no more
Shoot me to make sure

The winter moon,
hits some of us,
but most don´t complain.

would that be right? hint: moon has a double meaning and I´m proud.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can't help myself,
I read every single one,
and hope that it's good.

But it's never good,
almost never anyway,
will you save the day?

a reply to: geezlouise

Sorry, can't hear you
My eardrums have been punctured
Number two pencil

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

should have pierced the eyes
considering this is not
an audible text