New Seven Wonders of the World Made to Sound Lame

Great Pyramid of Giza
I want to have a pizza.

Great Wall of China
It ain't tiny; I mean tin-a.

Petra
It's as fun as the game Tetris; I'll call it Tetra.

The Colosseum
I can't think of anything that rhymes with this so I'll leave it at um...

Chichen Itza
Can I get another pizza?

Machu Picchu
It's the peak; I'll call it a peak-ooh.

Taj Mahal
It's a nice place for a brawl.

Christ the Redeemer
He was a good teammate; I mean a teamer.

(This is supposed to be satire for those who can't tell.)

a reply to: Profusion

The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World is the first known list of the most remarkable creations of classical antiquity; it was based on guidebooks popular among Hellenic sightseers and only includes works located around the Mediterranean rim. The number seven was chosen because the Greeks believed it represented perfection and plenty, and because it was the number of the five planets known anciently, plus the sun and moon. Many similar lists have been made.

Wikipedia - Wonders of the world

a reply to: Profusion

this is great really great

a reply to: peppycat

I wasn't satirizing your stories. Your stories are full of meaning. That's just the opposite of what I was doing in the original post.