After a conversation i will admit a few of my ATS crushes...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: pheonix358

Like facebook it becomes in here.

Great thread it is. Kooky threads you specifically come up with. Fun they are!

Of course Night Star at the top of the list she should be, Hotty, she is .

Elf Queen and Elven Warrior she is, viscous in battle she also is. Fights demonkind she does.

Old, she is not, matured she is.

Valued friend to all she is.

Stirrer you are OP

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Talk like Yoda you do. Annoys DBcowboy it does. Must in his basement you go. Safe word he will forget.

I want the safe word to be, "Cut me".

a reply to: DBCowboy

My safe word is Rumpelstiltskin.


Holy crap,stop,is also a good one.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: DBCowboy

My safe word is Rumpelstiltskin.

Holy crap stop is also a good one.

My safe word was, "Harder".

Only made that mistake once.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only made that mistake once.

Remember when we used, 'Try those the steel nipple clamps'?

Oh, we laughed and laughed. Well, one of us did.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only made that mistake once.

Remember when we used, 'Try those the steel nipple clamps'?

Oh, we laughed and laughed. Well, one of us did.

On the bright side, I finally qualified for that PTSD diagnosis.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
On the bright side, I finally qualified for that PTSD diagnosis.

I have just the thing to cheer you up.......dog!!!!

Now crawl over here and stick out your tongue so I can put this cigarette out.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Do you mean "bear trap"?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
On the bright side, I finally qualified for that PTSD diagnosis.

I have just the thing to cheer you up.......dog!!!!

Now crawl over here and stick out your tongue so I can put this cigarette out.

HA! You can't make me!

(looks around)

yes sir

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Do you mean "bear trap"?

That is the technical name but the real ones are way too small for his gazongas.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
They make smaller ones for wolves, coyotes, and muskrats.

Put some fringe on those and you can make him some nice pasties.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
They make smaller ones for wolves, coyotes, and muskrats.

Yeah, no. Too small.

Do they make ones that can catch a brontosaurus?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wanna catch me a hot brontosaurus, or maybe a stegosaurus...

Maybe a Raptor if I'm lucky.



like damn girl i like your talons, have any nice talents?

hhahahahaha

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Maybe you can special order.

Without a doubt, True Brit. He is actually a smart, funny, poetic soul, with sass and metal, romance and rough edges, who is a deep thinker and worth listening to for thoughtful insights layered with spicy humor and deep emotion, and right and left brain answers. Just plain sweet.

And he is a nice looking chap with great hair Definitely my "crush"

a reply to: Reverbs
Did you just walk in here and play Pokémon?


I refuse to name my crushes....if they know who they are, I can no longer stalk them and hide in the ATS bar.

originally posted by: Galadriel
Without a doubt, True Brit. He is actually a smart, funny, poetic soul, with sass and metal, romance and rough edges, who is a deep thinker and worth listening to for thoughtful insights layered with spicy humor and deep emotion, and right and left brain answers. Just plain sweet.
And he is a nice looking chap with great hair

Definitely my "crush"

Well, I think he's definitely received the most female votes hasn't he?

You all are very brave! I could never say!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I was just responding to the names Nonspecific had in his OP.

If I were to actually say my ATS crushes, well, yes, I will say that TrueBrit is most definitely one of them... and then, there is another... but that's for me to know and you all to wonder about.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

So, I typed brontosaurus trap into google images and got this

a reply to: kaelci

So now I'm off the list?

*sigh*

DB! I need 'consoling'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Though I have no desire to join you for main course, I will still stalk you from thread to thread... however, if we could invite someone else over for dessert I may rethink my position.