Indonesian Locals Mistake Sex Doll for Fallen Angel.

I'm not going to quote text from the link, as it isn't translated, and I could only translate it piece by piece, but this is the local news article.

In summary: a fisherman from Bangaai Island, Indonesia found a floating doll while " oot and aboot". Apparently, Indonesian Muslims consider eclipses to be very holy events, and considering a partial solar eclipse had occured recently on March 12, the fisherman assumed the doll was an angel who had fallen from heaven during the celestial event. Seems legit.


Fishermen posing with the doll. Edited for plastic modesty.

The fisherman then took the "angel" home, and dressed her in a new hijab and modest clothes every day. The family sat her in a chair as a sign of respect.



Soon, word got around that an angel was living with the family, and the police came to investigate. The police determined the angel was actually a sex doll, and it was confiscated in line with modesty laws.

.....such a weird story.


In conclusion...a broad education is good for everyone.

AHahahahah......

Yes, education is a good thing.

a reply to: Atsbhct

You found my wife!!

originally posted by: luciferslight
a reply to: Atsbhct

You found my wife!!

So she fell off the boat, or what?

a reply to: schuyler

A plausible explanation. A good way to sneak an illegal sex doll into the house is claim its a fallen angel.

a reply to: schuyler

"fell" is such a relative term...

a reply to: Atsbhct

Well she does BLOW UP, suicide doll's what next.

a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?

Yeah... found it.

Its an angel! Lets dress it up and keep it around... Of course me and the boys take it on the boat, its a blessing from heaven!

a reply to: Butterfinger

Also a flotation device!

a reply to: Atsbhct

Tsk, tsk.

Everybody knows angels don't have genitals or belly buttons!!

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?

Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.

Just shows you, look for a policeman and you can't get one. Have a sex doll and they all show up...they take it away, then you look for a policeman....and you can't find one!

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Atsbhct
a reply to: LABTECH767

Maybe this is what martyrs are reincarnated as?

Actually, it's just one of the 72 virgins.

Now that would be funny!

Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.

originally posted by: Kandinsky

Now that would be funny!

Suicide bomber arrives in 'heaven' and finds 72 identical boxes with Mandarin instructions and no foot-pumps.

Weeeelll, When I first got married my missus wrote all the instructions on her leg, starting at her toes, and would you Adam and Eve it, the last thing I got was a welcome mat!

a reply to: smurfy

Is your real name Tommy Tiernan?

Mix lack of education with a backwards religion and this is the result.

HAHAHAHA this is the funniest thing i heard this year! That's what happens to you when you don't evolve. Ya go craaaaazy

Aint religion great?