The F-Bomb Is Diffused

originally posted by: SeaWorthy
a reply to: WeRpeons

It may just be a word, but it has an extreme offensive connotation associated with it.

Especially when they tack on Mother to it.

So true. My teenage son said that in the car with me once. I asked him to break down that compound word and explain what it really implies. He looked stricken and said I had ruined that word for him for all time. Well, good!

a reply to: Aliensun

It is a non-descriptive word usually uttered by those that have a limited education and lack of an ability to adequately express themselves in a meaningful way.

This is a real problem in videos. A guy films a UFO and he is saying WTF the Mother-f'er the What The F ***F*** F*** F*** S**T

Instead he could have said it looks about 40 ft wide, it seems to be reflecting the sun, it is traveling really fast and so on yet he has no words but one or two.. Sad just sad a loss to everyone.

originally posted by: SeaWorthy
a reply to: Aliensun

It is a non-descriptive word usually uttered by those that have a limited education and lack of an ability to adequately express themselves in a meaningful way.

This is a real problem in videos. A guy films a UFO and he is saying WTF the Mother-f'er the What The F ***F*** F*** F*** S**T

Instead he could have said it looks about 40 ft wide, it seems to be reflecting the sun, it is traveling really fast and so on yet he has no words but one or two.. Sad just sad a loss to everyone.

This is why people like John Madden make so much money saying absolutely nothing. Because they are able to do it without accidentally dropping an F Bomb when something like this happens:



Because I know I sure couldn't. That catch had me take off running out of the house screaming when it happened. Im not even a fan of either team, and I acted like i had lost my mind after seeing that. Im fighting back the F Bomb right now, actually.

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

I am laughing and I can't stop laughing at what you wrote. You are funny!

That is the first time I saw the catch. Wow amazing. Thank you for posting it!

a reply to: Aliensun

Oh, believe me, when I walk out of my kitchen and split my toes on the wooden leg of the couch ... I "emphasize" plenty, but with a kid around, it's usually only in my head these days.

Flubble norf !!


Dang blasted reckin freckin...!

My mom's fav was "Oh, shoot a pickle!"

Lol! Deeelightful thread. I'm such a cornball, still JeezLouise, Oh shoot, and Hells bells. Compliments of my grandmother. When I'm angry my voice gets lower and lower( and quieter,) and that's enough for the people who know me well to STFU!

( JeezLouise, I can't believe I said that.)

a reply to: ladyinwaiting

I'm quite fond of the odd "Geez Louise!" myself

So, today is the old man's birthday and the girls got him some bird feed for his feeders...

He was reading the kind of birds that this one particular food attracts and as he was reading it occurred to me that
some of the bird names might make very good replacement curse words.

Brown Headed Cowbird
Dark-eyed Junco
Red Breasted Nuthatch
White Breasted Nuthatch
Tufted Titmouse

Just our twisted sense of humor

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Well, yes, and ya know never forget the regular animal names. I mean, who wants to be called a snake? A viper?
A pig or a sheep, cow or gorilla? (oh oops, I mean, it's an honor to be a gorilla, qui, BFFT?)

A cow or a shark? Some of those are pretty insulting as you see, you Dark-eyed Junco!

a reply to: ladyinwaiting

Yessss!!!!

And...you Tufted Titmouse
which I have learned I do NOT possess the skill to say three times fast!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Hey Martha Focker...

*oh no he was listening to our dirty talk in the bedroom...

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: Errollorre

Just bumping this thread, dropping in to say:

This thread and its intended message both receive the TrueBrit mark of approval, for being entirely dignified and spreading classiness about the place like a trebuchet full of invitations to a piano recital.

Jolly good! Carry on!

Thank you.
I am sincerely honored.
Take care.

a reply to: Errollorre

I was on your website. Nice site with great info!
Thank you, Tom

Sorry I posted here when I should have posted elsewhere.
I guess I'm a spill from a sick mans drool cup.

originally posted by: Errollorre
Sorry I posted here when I should have posted elsewhere.
I guess I'm a spill from a sick mans drool cup.

You're a what? That sounds kinda gross.

a reply to: Night Star

Lol I'm a master at self insults.

a reply to: Errollorre

HA! You're f-ing hilarious. I really mean it.

I love you forever no matter what! And I look forward to your posts ever since the day you took a stand.

a reply to: geezlouise

Thanks!