Augustus...You Should Be Dancing!!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's the nature of the site,

There will always be the trolls that try and incite negative reaction my friend, the trick is to not rise to it. The worst thing for a troll is to be ignored.

Makes it all the more fun

Cody

originally posted by: cody599
There will always be the trolls that try and incite negative reaction my friend, the trick is to not rise to it. The worst thing for a troll is to be ignored.

Someone was trolling me? I must have missed it....

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No

It was just a general thing, I haven't read back (my bad) I assumed from JC's post that's what had happened.

Knee jerk reaction and all that, still bloody good advice though

Cody

originally posted by: Skid Mark
I guess so. I'm going to lay down somewhere and hide.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ironic.

That's what my wife said on our honeymoon.

Which came immediately after this conversation:

The morning after DB's all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, his wife snuggles up to him and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?
After a few minutes of silence, his wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."
And DB takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I'm still counting."

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Imaginary "lovers" count, don't they?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Imaginary "lovers" count, don't they?

There would be five of those.

Ten if you were ambidextrous.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Imaginary "lovers" count, don't they?

There would be five of those.

Ten if you were ambidextrous.

I'm ambidextrous, only just with one hand.

The first time I had sex, I thought I caught an STD. But I found out later sock-puppets don't carry herpes.

Not saying I was used to being alone, but for the longest time, I thought "group sex" was when two people did it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm ambidextrous, only just with one hand.

You should contemplate giving yourself a Stranger then.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I tried that once, got distracted, then shouted, "Stranger Danger!"

It was awkward explaining it to the cops. And I was at a mall opening at the time.

I lost my coupons.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

2 more posts Aug...use them wisely!

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

Jell-O.


Do you believe I had to edit that because I spelled it wrong? Jesus H. Christ, what a waste.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now is the time to post something thought-provoking and memorable.

Something for the ages.

Something that will resonate through the annals of history.

Or post a fart joke.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now is the time to post something thought-provoking and memorable.

Lol...I imagine him paralyzed over the keyboard...wanting SO much to say the thing that he knows will get him banned, but he's tempted. Oh so tempted.

rofl
jacy

originally posted by: jacygirl
You better say something really PROFOUND for your 20,000th Aug...

Number 20,000. Just for you I am going against type on this one.

Awhile back I made this thread: Using my 10,000th post to thank my friends.. Which I used to thank all my friends who make coming to AboveTopSecret enjoyable for me. So here I am, 10,000 posts later, and Jacy was kind enough to make a thread for me and our friends to enjoy each others company.

To be honest I do not come here for the conspiracies anymore, the space aliens, bigfoot, holographic planes, magic bullets, hoax space adventures and Masonic world domination all take a backseat now to coming here and 'hanging' with my friends. And I am very lucky to have quite a few good ones whose conversation I enjoy greatly.

My job regularly takes me around the country and sometimes overseas so this site, while I go from random hotel to random hotel, affords me the chance to keep in touch with my friends during my travels and occasionally, if I am lucky, to meet in them in person. I have meet a few of you in real life and I intend on eating, I mean meeting, a few more of you as well.

So if you ever find yourself in Northern New Jersey let me know, Casa Auggie always has free drinks and poor humor which, in my opinion, always work well together. That goes double for Jacy who I am very honored to have as a friend and very thankful for the fact that she took time out of her busy day to think about me.

Jacy, I really will harvest your organs last.

Bravo !

HAIL CEASAR !

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


It was my pleasure hunny! You've been a good friend, made me laugh/cry/snort...and you play acronyms with me!

Have a *squishy hug*

jacy

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Thank you. We could have done an A.M.A; I am an evil Mason, ask me anything...

originally posted by: jacygirl

jacy

^^^^ Mornin'!

Jacy, I think your picture is broken...I keep clicking and nothing's happening!

originally posted by: jacygirl
It was my pleasure hunny! You've been a good friend, made me laugh/cry/snort...and you play acronyms with me!

Have a *squishy hug*

jacy

Can I motorboat you while we hug?

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: jacygirl

jacy

^^^^ Mornin'!

Jacy, I think your picture is broken...I keep clicking and nothing's happening!

Hahaha...yeah, that's a trap to keep the non-blondes busy!