Dumb Star Wars jokes

Star Wars has become so ingrained in our collective consciousness, that psychiatrists have actually identified and diagnosed some
Star Wars related mental disorders. If someone is obsessed with the intergalactic bounty hunter, they suffer from a Boba Fettish.
If someone has an irrational fear of Obi-Wan, they have Obi-Wan Kenobi phobia.

What did Obi Wan tell Luke at the Chinese restaurant when Luke had trouble using chopsticks?
"Use the Forks, Luke."


How did Darth Vader know that Han Solo was getting a haircut?
He felt a trimmer in the Force.

a reply to: ColeYounger
Here's a few T&C friendly ones from my collection.

Darth Vader: Luke this year for christmas you will recieve a skateboard, an xbox one and a chemistry set.

Luke: How do you know?

Darth Vader: I have felt your presents.