When I'm Not Moderating ATS......

a reply to: eriktheawful

Is this a naughty joke or should I see someone?

originally posted by: ladyvalkyrie
a reply to: ladyvalkyrie

OK, your thread inspired me to go cut firewood....and now I remember why I HATE chainsaws. 30 mins getting ready to use it. 5 mins of use. 20 mins adjusting the chain. 5 mins of use. Another 20 mins of adjusting the chain. Then 15 mins of trying to get it started again. 5 mins of use.

Yah! My son asked why I'm so exhausted after using the chainsaw to cut trees down, limb them and cut the wood up. I told him it was because the chainsaw wears you out just getting it started!

originally posted by: Domo1
a reply to: eriktheawful

Is this a naughty joke or should I see someone?

I'm afraid I have no idea what your question means.

a reply to: Domo1

Moderators have, how shall I say, an "interesting" sense of humor.

Likely it is a joke, and you might need to see someone just at least to get the joke explained.

a reply to: smirkley

False.

We are not programmed to have anything even remotely resembling the human weakness known as a "sense of humor".

I once concentrated for six weeks and finally gained a bit of an understanding of why a guy named Who, playing the first base position could be seen as ironic.

See. We're fun loving moppets. The lot of us.

a reply to: Hefficide

Gads, now I know why you are staff Heff.

I dont think I could concentrate for one week, even if there was only one thing on earth to think about.

That was funny.


@Skidmark I watched hypnotized the entire log splitter video.