'Of course I have cocaine up my nose, it's Aspen,'

drug suspect allegedly told police

ASPEN, Colo. - Caught chopping lines of white powder on an Aspen bench, and with more suspected coc aine around his nostrils, a suspect boldly admitted to the deed.

"Of course I have coc aine up my nose, it's Aspen," Eliphalet Ford said in court documents quoted by the Aspen Times.

According to the newspaper's report, Ford is a 34-year-old from Snowmass Village who was arrested around 2:10 a.m. during a routine police patrol. Another woman, who was sitting on the same bench, was not arrested in the case.

The Denver Channel

From the LOLWTF files we have this story, Eliphalet Ford somewould say, "kept it real" whom is now recorded as saying such in court. Now he gets to be forever infamous pon the net, eventually forgotten, but still there.

The officers heard the chopping sound during a routine downtown patrol at about 2:10 a.m., according to an arrest warrant. When they contacted Eliphalet Ford, officers saw two credit cards on the bench with a white, powdery substance on them and a line of white powder near Ford’s leg, the warrant states. Ford brushed the line of powder on to the ground when officers asked about it.

One of the officers then shined a flashlight up Ford’s nose, saw a white substance in his nostrils and said he believed it was coc aine, the warrant states.

“Of course I have coc aine up my nose,” the officer said Ford told him. “It’s Aspen.”

Aspen Times

type Aspen Cocaine Use into google if you get bored shed some light onto "it's Aspen" heh.

heyyy

a reply to: sweetnachos

Eliphalet?

I cannot get passed his name.

Seriously? Is that common out there? Who would do that to their child?

Ah.
Hebrew "God Delivers me" Not very common though




Honest fellow, Just not real bright. LOL

a reply to: Lysergic

From the way he said it, I would have thought he decided to move to Aspen just for the snow (and not the kind that's made up of H20 molecules) LOL

a reply to: Lysergic

That's a bold line to spit to an officer.

Snowmass Village

Heh! Pun intended?



Greetings from Herbmany!

a reply to: Lysergic

Another woman, who was sitting on the same bench, was not arrested in the case.

Why wasn't the woman arrested?

Was she a cleaner snorter?

Aspen is a hell of a town.