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Are Twinkies God's living parable for the world?

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posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 10:35 AM
Consider, the world was supposed to end 21st December 2012.

On that date, Hostess went bankrupt, meaning that Twinkies should have ceased to exist...

...BUT another company entered immediate negotiations and Twinkies were saved and went back into production.

To test the success of the relaunched Twinkies, the new company is running a massive contest and are monitoring the result closely.

And what is the contest closing/end date is...

23rd SEPTEMBER 2015!!!

posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 10:40 AM
Could it be that God is a game-playing geek who who can't find a girlfriend and loves Twinkies in some other dimension and we are in his video game?

posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 10:44 AM
Quote from Zombieland...

There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.

posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 10:49 AM
a reply to: alsace

I'm trying to bring together a joke about conspiracy theorists, the munchies, doom porn,weed and God but I have failed.

you win the internet - for best thread title.

posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 11:00 AM
Whereas many American icons were actually invented elsewhere, eg baseball (England) and basketball (Almonte, Canada), Twinkies were invented by Americans in Illinois and have always been produced in the USA. Unlike nearly everything else coming from China, Twinkies are 100% American.

Also, interestingly enough, the ratio of bananas (which are imported from Africa and Latin America) to white flour is roughly the same ratio African Americans and Latinos to whites.

In short, Twinkies are a direct parallel in everyway to the USA.

What happens to the USA is what happens to Twinkies.

posted on Sep, 14 2015 @ 11:11 AM
The term TWINKIE was actually derived from "Twinkle" as in "Twinkling of an eye".

Corinthians and Revelations both mention twinkling of an eye in association with the last trumpet and dead being raised and the end of the world. Could this have actually meant TWINKIE rather than TWINKLING OF AN EYE?

It is interesting that Twinkies featured extensively in the film Zombieland where the death have come back to life, as in the end times prophecies.

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