The four words that will keep you out of trouble

We all know that there are people out there that love to argue. They'll argue about everything, even when there is nothing to argue about. They'll twist words, purposely misinterpret what you have to say, and otherwise become a pain in the rectum so they can have their argument. If you told them that poop is bad and you shouldn't eat it, they'll make themselves a sandwich of it just to be contrary-then go on to tell you how good it tastes. If it keeps up long enough it makes you want to snap.
Well, then, I'm here to give you the four words to say to yourself in order to keep out of trouble. Just take a deep, cleansing breath and say this: It's not worth it. There you go. It's not worth it. It's not worth getting in trouble over. It's not worth the stress. It's not worth it. I hope that this does you some good. Have a good day.

a reply to: Skid Mark

I don't think that's what you meant. LOL.
Smile, this is entertainment.

a reply to: network dude

It's all entertainment. Some people are entertained by watching paint dry. I know, I've met people like that.

Can I argue with you that "It's not worth it" is actually 5 words? lol

a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol


I've even condensed it down to one replyable word .


Potato !!

Maybe it's that frame of mind that keeps us apathetic and enslaved
Just thinking out loud

a reply to: Skid Mark

It
Is
Bush's
Fault

originally posted by: NowanKenubi
Can I argue with you that "It's not worth it" is actually 5 words? lol

You just became "that guy".

a reply to: Skid Mark

They'll twist words, purposely misinterpret what you have to say, and otherwise become a pain in the rectum so they can have their argument. If you told them that poop is bad and you shouldn't eat it, they'll make themselves a sandwich

Y'know, there's something more to what you said. A loaded statement if you will. This inherent personality flaw we have is really going to be our own undoing. I don't know how many of us have the capability to admit being wrong because it involves a hodgepodge of other personality flaws.

a reply to: Skid Mark

"I have no money."

Those are my FOUR magic words that get
me out of trouble with sales people.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
We all know that there are people out there that love to argue. ...They'll twist words, purposely misinterpret what you have to say, and otherwise become a pain in the rectum so they can have their argument. ...

...I'm here to give you the four words to say to yourself in order to keep out of trouble. Just take a deep, cleansing breath and say this: It's not worth it. There you go. It's not worth it. It's not worth getting in trouble over. It's not worth the stress. ....

LOL! Well said, SkidMark! I've actually been practicing your advice for the past couple of days

J

a reply to: Skid Mark

It's not worth it?! Are you saying I'm not good enough?!

a reply to: Skid Mark

I use only use two words to stop any arguments : " you're right."

Are they then going to argue they were wrong?

Duck. Duck. Duck. Cheney.

a reply to: kenzohattori69

He did have the shortest response.

"So?"

It probably didn't get him out of trouble, but it shows how much he actually worries about upsetting people.

originally posted by: NowanKenubi
Can I argue with you that "It's not worth it" is actually 5 words? lol

I realized that after I wrote it. Contractions and all lol.

a reply to: Greathouse

Good one. I wondered why you said that in a couple of posts.

originally posted by: LadyJae

LOL! Well said, SkidMark! I've actually been practicing your advice for the past couple of days

J

It helps. I think that's why I haven't been banned yet.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Skid Mark

It's not worth it?! Are you saying I'm not good enough?!

Well, I never have to say it with you. Do you want me to?