posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 10:12 AM
a reply to: uk today
isn't santa really satan nth removed etc ,lets look at the evidence ,
obsessed with fresh souls, (nips)
a mad lusting for alcohol
lives at the freezing pole ( well you would if you've been in the flames for an age)
immune to chimneys and house fires,
making sure Christmas is about materialism instead of the Christ's birth.
clothed in red (the obvious danger sign)
long afro type hair to disguise the horns
inherent magical ability's
time control / distortion
leaves a mess of wrappings and causes family disharmony
did I miss anything ?
edit , yeah
edit on 20-12-2014 by funbox because: evil satan santa demands he be imaged at reindeer point