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Old Man Still Has It...

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posted on Dec, 12 2014 @ 06:16 PM
It's worth a small chuckle I think...

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave'.

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked'.

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator'...

D'oh!!! Not quite senile yet!!!

posted on Dec, 12 2014 @ 07:09 PM
Looking down on a bunch of naked women bathing,

the young man said to the old man: " Let's RUN down and have one of those women!"

Old man: "Let's WALK down and have them all!"

Patience and wisdom my friend.

edit on 12-12-2014 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 12 2014 @ 07:38 PM
If I was that lucky old man I'd hold the bucket full of fruit and say to the girls: "Look, without hands!"


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