Guy receives a text scam. Then sends back the best reply ever. EPIC !!!

a reply to: muse7

Wow. It's not that easy to totally block numbers on an iPhone, btw...

a reply to: Telos

You need to combine all those and post them on img.ur or something.

Good job.

a reply to: Telos
I can't see WHY you just didn't block them. The back and forth texting is crazy waste of time.

originally posted by: jaytmoon
a reply to: Telos
I can't see WHY you just didn't block them. The back and forth texting is crazy waste of time.

Did you even read?! The OP didn't do this. The posted a link to a site where this was posted by someone else. I've seen it already and it's hilarious!

Thanks mblahnikluver. Sometimes members just don't read posts carefully and as a result, posts that follow are... well you know. lol

Awesome! I do the same thing to solicitors who call my house. I start talking like a game show host and try and sell them something. A few weeks ago, I tried to sell one my wife's sweeper. They hung up on me.

LOL. It's brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

a reply to: Telos


That was so funny, I laughed - a lot.

That was great!

I was selling something on Craigslist a few months ago and the scam artists were out in full force, so I decided to have some fun.

This guy texted me that he wanted to purchase the item but he lived about 1000 miles away from me. He would overnight me a cashiers check and then send out a moving company to pick up the item a day or 2 after I received the check. He would include an extra $1000 on the check so I can pay the mover in cash when the item was being picked up. Obviously a fake cashiers check!

So I googled my local FBI office and got the directors name and the buildings address. I told him that this was my name and I would appreciate if he could mail the check to my work address. I also told him to send the mover over the following Friday. He agreed! God knows what happened after that but I had a good time messing with him.

a reply to: Telos

Love this! Thanks for the break from all the doom porn out there

help im having convulsions.
laughing too hard.
dying.
hahahahahahaha omg.
may have peed a little.
cant breathe.
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies :'D

hahahahaha

a reply to: Charizard

Just a tip: if you have a smartphone you can block any call that is not on a whitelist. There are many apps around that offer this functionality. Search for "whitelist call blocker" in Google Play. Undoubtedly similar functionality is available for other brands of phones.

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originally posted by: kicked
that's how you deal with solicitation.

Maybe i'll try this the next time someone calls my house. I'll try to sell them something.

Pickup the phone and go: Hi, Billy Mays here for a book "10 ways to succeed in telemarketing". Made from finest hemp and hardcovers from mahogany. These 337 pages cover the absolute, proven ways for young upstarting telemarketers to succeed in driving business, earning commissions and respect of their customers. "How can a book help me?" you say? This is not just a book as it comes with a complimentary set audio books dictated by the author of "10 ways to succeed in telemarketing" U.R. Pousey. Mr Pousey was a once a regular telemarketer but discovered incredible fortune one day when during a routine call he heard... Hi, Billy Mays here for (Repeat everything from start, including this instruction until the person on the other line hangs up)

This seriously made my stomach hurt from laughing. That's good ol' karma for you.

I love it when I get a sales call.
By the time I'm done, they think they've reached a porn call center.

You'd be surprised how long some of them will listen.

another fake text. I can't believe people are so gullible to think this really happened.