Man's Life Ruined By Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms

You just can't make this stuff up!
I didn't know this was even possible. . .

Dale Decker is housebound. He's afraid to go to the grocery store, to the movies or to pick his sons up from school. He can't work or contribute to household chores. And it's all because he has up to 100 orgasms a day. Decker says that his condition has broken him.

Decker, who lives in Two Rivers, Wisconsin, developed persistent genital arousal syndrome after he slipped a disc while standing up. According to The Daily Mail, he had five orgasms on his way to the hospital. Since then, it's only gotten worse. Now, Decker and his wife, April, are sleeping in separate beds and the condition is putting a strain on their marriage. And since Decker is unable to work, the financial burden of running a household falls completely on April's shoulders. But Decker has a good reason for not wanting to leave the confines of his home.

He [Decker] said: 'Imagine being on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket - saying goodbye to him and then you have nine orgasms right there.

'While your whole family is standing behind you. It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live.

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Jokes, puns and everything else aside I feel truly bad for this guy.
I can't imagine going to the doctor and having to explain this, then the hospitals and experts, all of which you know are standing by the water cooler throwing jokes left and right. Then you are told your only chance is to go to a gynecologist. It is about as embarrassing a situation as it gets, then it goes to the media!
We take so many things in our lives for granted, stories like this ground me back to reality. Absurd as this situation is, it really makes you think just how fast everything can change for us in the least expected ways.

I hope they find a way to fix his explosive problem.

AB

That's got to be a hard way to live.

It takes a lot of cajones to come out in the public about health issues like this.

Seriously. Many folks would joke about being happy with this, but it would be hell to live with in reality. Hopefully they will find a way to fix it eventually. I think this would be pure misery after about a week.

How the hell does he stay awake after the first one?

Anything that's done or happens excessively is bad for you.

Is the extreme of anything ever good? I don't think so.

When I was 12 yrs of age...I could relate.

Now? Hell NO!

Peace

a reply to: AnteBellum

poor guy lol
He could work for Krispy Kreme poking holes in donuts.

a reply to: AnteBellum

If the problem was caused when he slipped a disc, then the chances are that he has had a nerve ending trapped somewhere in his back, or that the slip caused damage to a nerve ending which has started misfiring. I cannot see how a gynecologist is going to be any help to him, since clearly, the symptom was caused by the slipped disc, and therefore the malfunction has to be related to the disc slippage. Therefore, the solution, one has to assume, would be to correct whatever damage was caused to the nerves in question, or bypass the damaged section entirely, perhaps with implanted electronic muscle stimulation equipment.

A friend of mine had constant agony in his back after giving himself a herniated slipped disc, and after being treated surgically (which involved lasers cutting away herniated tissue, and a new notch being cut in a disc to house the nerve cluster that was causing the problem), which did not entirely solve the problem, his doctors suggested that he have an implanted set of electrodes installed, which would counteract the undesired signals from the damaged section of the nerves by way of sending an interfering signal down the same channel if you will.

There is no reason what so ever, that a similar technique could not be applied to this problem. There is CERTAINLY no reason that a gynecologist would be able to treat this man as effectively as a top spinal surgery consultant, a neurologist. Since the problem issues from the spine, sending a gynecologist, the medical equivalent of a plumber, after it is asking for trouble.

a reply to: TrueBrit


Very true!

But this is the US and the medical system dictates your course when it comes to getting treatments.

As an old dude, when I read this, I must say, I immediately started to have pains in my prostate! I can't imagine what affect this problem might have on this poor guys prostate gland.

OUCH!

a reply to: TrueBrit

I was kind of stuck on that also.
Why does a gynecologist have more information pertaining to this then a urologist???

Maybe I look around the web once things slow down for me at work.
Ttyl8r, AB

I cannot figure out if he is crying or laughing in that photograph ,poor guy must be exausted

originally posted by: AnteBellum
a reply to: TrueBrit

I was kind of stuck on that also.
Why does a gynecologist have more information pertaining to this then a urologist???

Maybe I look around the web once things slow down for me at work.
Ttyl8r, AB

I can save you the time for searching.......

Being that his problem is in the sexual organ area, he would naturally go to a Urologist. Now the doctor, does his/her thing and it is up to the doctor OR patient to seek out/refer patient to a different kind of specialist.

Throw in the insurance companies and the cost of an MRI and any possibility of spinal surgery, you drastically up the cost of treatment for the problem.

I wonder what kind of insurance coverage this man might have. That might be what is preventing him from seeing a specialist for a possible spinal/nerve problem....

a reply to: seeker1963

God DAMN the American health care system makes me angry!

Just give people what they need and tax everyone for it! Just do it! Ignore the fifteen richest bastards ever born who complain about paying for everyones treatment, and just damned well DO IT!

The NHS might not be perfect, and it might be underfunded in places, under staffed in others, but at least if you need treatment, you get it without having to be concerned as to whether or not your insurance covers it! You just get it done, and thats that! You know why? BECAUSE THAT IS THE RIGHT WAY TO PROVIDE HEALTHCARE TO A NATION!

GRRRRR!

Anyway, rampant anti-insurance based health provision rant over with, who his insurer might be is largely irrelevant to the issue at hand. If the symptom he is experiencing in his nether regions is being caused in the spine, or nerves surrounding the spine, then treating anything but the spine itself, or the nerves around it, is a waste of time. In short, they can mess with his plumbing all they like, but if they cannot address the problem at source, it will solve nothing, and might make things worse!

He could get a job as a pornstar. Beats sitting at a desk.

Now wouldn't they be able to control this with things that raise bloodpressure and consequently contribute to erectile disfunction? It won't cure the problem but it could possibly treat the condition.

Since the tyramine in beer can do this, he needs to stay drunk all the time.

a reply to: TrueBrit

I'm with you this one. It sounds like there are incompetent doctors up where he is. I can't see how a problem caused by a slipped disc can be that hard to fix, not in this day and age.

I think the only reason a gynecologist was recommended was because she has experience with women who had this problem.

For some reason though, the first thing I thought about was acupuncture. What could it hurt to try?

originally posted by: rickymouse
He could get a job as a pornstar. Beats sitting at a desk.

Now wouldn't they be able to control this with things that raise bloodpressure and consequently contribute to erectile disfunction? It won't cure the problem but it could possibly treat the condition.

Since the tyramine in beer can do this, he needs to stay drunk all the time.

i was kind of thinking along the same lines. i'm wondering if he's on pain medication for his back. and if he's not then it's a possibility. it's a real #ty situation that he's in but, perhaps with a certain dose of opiate pain killers he could finally have some semblance of his life back. with the right dose the pain killers should also kill his ability to get erect and have an orgasm. likewise other drugs might work to the same effect like anti-anxiety meds.

they've got to be able to offer this guy some relief. being medicated for the rest of your life is a crappy solution but, it may very well be better than the alternative from what he has illustrated in the article. i mean orgasming at your father funeral.... i could see him wanting to do ANYTHING at that point to solve his problem.

a reply to: DeepImpactX

For some reason though, the first thing I thought about was acupuncture. What could it hurt to try?

Acupunctures don't repair nerves, his best option is surgery.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I spit my food out I laughed so hard when u said that! "How does he not fall asleep after the first one"

but in all seriousness, that would be horrible, and i really do hope he can find some relief for his condition. That has to wreak havoc on the mental level.,

a reply to: TrueBrit

there was a report some time ago about a woman having orgasms or became aroused whenever her doctor placed some electronic device on her lower back .

my memory on this story is a little vague now, but it was stated that some form of this machine could be made to help women that have problems having orgasms .

now having said that could it be possible that some form of this machine could be made to reverse this mans problem .

I think everyone is mis reading the story. He's having so many orgasms in a day NOT multiple erections. As every man knows you can have an orgasm without an erection. If he's having multiple orgasms with erections he can be in serious medical trouble. I think he's having orgasms without erections. Then you can bring up, is he just having ejaculations without the attendant brain pleasure functions? If so then he could be conditioned to ignore the feelings and get on with his life the same as people with bladder leakage problems. Difficult to call. Just let me tell you about a long period I had in hospital(5 months) if you had ANY feeling of this sort a nurse would give you a quick whack on the end with a pencil. Let me tell you that it sure as hell cured the problem. Lol.

I've read and seen woman having the multiple orgasms problems but never a man. Poor chap.

a reply to: TrueBrit
yeah trubrit this guys in america, remember his problems his own and its seen as communism if the health system helps anybody else out as a collective, so effectively he's screwed.
awesome story of yours by the way.