There was one man who figured out how women think...

It's true, I heard about from a friend of a friend who had this uncle who knew a guy...

and he knew about this one man who figured out---after years and years and years--- of careful study and research--- discovered just how women think...

Poor bastard died laughing before he could tell anyone though...

a reply to: HardCorps

Kinda like Big Foot...

An elusive Myth.

Peace

originally posted by: jude11
a reply to: HardCorps

Kinda like Big Foot...

An elusive Myth.

Peace

Naw...It's true, I heard about from a friend of a friend who had this uncle who knew a guy...
and they would never lie to me, would they?

Well, they lied to you about what happened to him.

He didn't die laughing. We found out what he learned.

And we made him disappear.

originally posted by: chiefsmom
Well, they lied to you about what happened to him.

He didn't die laughing. We found out what he learned.

And we made him disappear.

Knowing you...and my wife
that is something I do believe would happen...

the guy is real, here its his explanation

a reply to: Indigent

I tend to be a magnet for the danger zone.
A hair dresser named Tiffany...damn, man...you nailed it.

I am a man. So trust me other men. When we get over any God complex we have. Along with any mommy complexes we have. Woman are easy to understand. I would explain more but then I would be disappeared.

Not hard to figure out at all. Just repeat me me me me to yourself over and over and that covers 99% of it. The other 1%? Shoes.

a reply to: N3k9Ni

you forgot chocolates and cats

It´s not a secret.. Mark Gunvor demostrates it well


But Even he has a bit generalized view ..

a reply to: karmicecstasy
You are now on the list.
Your skating close to the edge there buddy.

who wants to understand women? It would take all the fun out of it...

oh and btw... they cant understand crap about us either so... I think we're even.

a reply to: HardCorps

I heard of this man also... Apparently he used to always keep lipstick in his left pocket and he could charm a woman with his morning breath and hairy back.

I thought he was taken to area 51?

As I read the title, I was picturing a guy in a straightjacket in a rubber room, sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, rambling insane ramblings that insane people ramble which make no sense to sane people... Thats just my sense of humor though. In reality Ive never had much of a problem with women or understanding them. Then Ive always been considered, and thought of myself as, a man who is in touch with his feminine side, which isnt at all as bad as it sounds, it carries many rewards, in fact.

a reply to: HardCorps

Impossible!!

True story this:

God decided to reward one of his most devoted worshippers. He told the gentleman that he would grant one, and only one wish.

The guy thought about it for a while and then asked God to build a highway linking California to Hawaii.

God responded: "That is a very intensive project and not very practical... is there something else you would like?"

The guy thought a bit longer and then asked God to explain women.

God's reply was quick, simple and short:

"Will that be 4 lanes or 6?"