Your Final Meal.

a reply to: shockedonlooker

Sounds good but don't linger with the drink they won't wait too long.

Both venison backstraps grilled, lumpy mashed potatoes with gravy, fried okra, a pickle, 3 deviled eggs, and an unsweet iced tea

of course it's the dinner hour here...

filet mignon from a grass fed homegrown steer
fresh lobster tail with garlic butter on the side
baked potato with butter, sour cream, cheese
fresh asparagus
and a large glass of ice cold milk

for dessert:
chocolate cheesecake, gotta be homemade with a little bit of vanilla ice cream.

for after dinner>
a fifth of stoli vodka and a bowl of blue and red pills

a reply to: horseplay

Don't forget the pills.

a reply to: minusinfinity

Nope, prefer it plain jane.

Maybe if they forced it on me I might have some whipped cream on top.

A burger laced with cyanide.

I want to cheat the hangman.

originally posted by: beezzer
A burger laced with cyanide.



I want to cheat the hangman.

Cool. Don't give the bastards the satisfaction.

If I'm gonna allow the state to scrap me...
A tall glass of nitro glycerin.
Go ahead and shoot now.

originally posted by: g146541
If I'm gonna allow the state to scrap me...

A tall glass of nitro glycerin.

Go ahead and shoot now.

Ha ha.

That would be gross.

Do you think you would explode? (not sure.)

a reply to: minusinfinity

10 ounce strip loin medium well(Montreal steak spice)HP, baked stuffed potato, corn on the cob with fresh bead roll and butter. A side caesar salad, garlic bread with cheese, and some home made apple pie.

The house red, and a cold Alexander Keith's.


Cheers, and good eating.

My homemade chicken and dumplings with green beans and sweet cornbread. For dessert broken glass cake with a glass of good moonshine to wash it down.

a reply to: minusinfinity

A steak, which has been injected with PCP, fast acting performance enhancing steriod compounds, and a very small amount of painkillers, with steak cut chips with the skins left on, the whole lot covered in melted cheese. For drink, I would have a shot of rum. Pudding, after such a meal, would be served up in the forcibly emptied chest cavity of the first escort guard who came to collect me, and consist of the body parts of the second in all probability. At that point, assuming I was still in some connection with my situation, I would use the chemical enhancements I had ingested, not to mention the equipment carried by the guards to effect some sort of escape.

I should explain, that I am not naturally prone toward eating human flesh. However, I have heard that the use of PCP causes severe neurological and psychological changes, and I would be, in that scenario, intent on not only escape, but the total domination and obliteration of the system which decided my fate in such an arbitrary fashion, AND any bugger intent on enforcing that edict.

If i am innocent, then I want to eat my prosecutor, the detectives on the case, the arresting officers and their young!

originally posted by: minusinfinity
a reply to: Tichy

Mine wouldn't be fastfood it would be a "gourmet" hamburger.

Kobe Beef?

Beer battered Pickerel/ Walleye for the Yanks here, Apple co-slaw and fresh cut fries with the skins on and cooked in really old oil for the flavour.

A big glass of " Dead Elephant" beer well chilled.

But like others have mentioned here before me I do not think I could eat anything if I am on my way to the dark side.

Fun thread,
Regards, Iwinder

The meal that's spread out over say, 50 years?

a reply to: minusinfinity

From Jays kitchen in La Mirada, California

6 Bacon wrapped shrimp
Sweet & Sour pork
Pork fried Rice
Egg Flower soup
Chicken Chow Mein with crunchy noodles.
Diet Coke

Strawberry Sunday from 31 Flavors with Jamoca Almond Fudge Ice cream
Fed to me by lovely Brooklyn Decker

Arturo Fuente Hemingway Cigar.

Throw the switch I will be smiling.

hotdog casserole topped with pepperoni and frosty molson.

a whole pinenipple upsidedown cake.