Once again, through the innumerable powers and blessings of the Bodhisattvas which speak to us in such beautiful works as the SURANGAMA SUTRA,
Derek Darkly, the one who dwells in viper pits to seek the shards of truth that have been scattered to the forty-thousand dusty corners of rational
thinking, brings you a message of hope for this ill-stricken race of beings, besieged with desires that will only bring more suffering. The have and
have-nots, as it were...
Now, before we proceed, for any specially selected members of the audience (young souls, as it were) who wish to make callous or "clever" remarks in
an attempt to garner affection from their peers or appear superior in some way, please give us something worth reading at least, or else direct
yourself BACK to the
"GENERAL PRIMATES" discussion forum, jokes forum, or the like.
This year's lesson... 2014.... "ONLY HATRED"
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This Mantra, as it came to be in my "mind's ear" on this most glorious day of 41114, will deepen ones understanding of what it means to deal with
anger and extremes of emotion. (Numerologists, make what you will of the date, and then do it 10 more times.)
Begin: (slow tempo, no increase)
ONLY... HATRED...
ONLY... HATRED...
ONLY... HATRED...
(clap)....(clap)
ONLY... HATRED...
That is the rhythm
Now, meditate:
............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
(keep clapping in your mind's eye/ear/nose/throat):
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED
and so on...
For many aeons will we drift, until we learn to steer the raft for ourselves.
Thank you for your attention to this important message.
I hope for blessings upon all the lost souls and demon-ridden bodies of mankind, my own impurities included.
...and I'm Buddhist mainly on Thursdays and Fridays.