How JPMorgan's Latest PR Stunt Blew Up In Its Face
Update: In a shocking turn of events, the FT reports that JPM just canceled the #AskJPM event. The bank said: "#That idea back to the drawing
Today, in what is a clear attempt at faux transparency and social media openness, JPM tweeted the following:
Tomorrow at 1pm ET $JPM Vice Chairman Jimmy Lee takes over @JPMorgan to answer your questions for 1 hour. Tweet your Q early using #AskJPM....
In what is possibly the funniest event on the net in the last week, the totally disconnected management of JPM has shared its generous nature to the
peasants in giving us their time to ask for public QnA.... now where is the 'cake'...?
so what would you like to ask JPM.... well here are some of the good ones :
Bas Bleu @LaBasBleu 1m
Did you actually meet Satan, or did you do everything via email? #AskJPM
Stavros @ubipages 3m
Can you provide information on a deal, so I can trade the underlying security before the said information is made public? Thanks. #AskJPM
Jesse B. @jayberjay 4m
#AskJPM Tide rolled out. Guess who was swimming naked
TP @minimage 5m
#AskJPM For those who may now be embarrassed to be your customers, what similar (but less corrupt) financial institution would u recommend?
Ben Mortimer @montimer 6m
Ever wanted to watch social media marketing crash and burn in real time? Check out the #AskJPM responses
Z @ZinWisc 1m
#AskJPM Is it true that JPM and prostitutes are merging so they can screw the American people more efficiently?
and one of my favorites :
"@thetomzone: Quick! You're locked in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb. How do you defraud investors? #AskJPM”
Trully something all ATS would enjoy... make sure to read comments
edit on 14-11-2013 by R_Clark because: Grammar
14-11-2013 by R_Clark because: Grammar
edit on 14-11-2013 by R_Clark because: added a tweet