Lets say there was an APOCALPYSE. And we met, what would your role end up being???

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I volunteer to be the bassist (if it doesnt interfere with my tree bird watch duty). Surely the railgun/gatling gun i have on the tree house can double up as a rapidfire bassline generator (unless the group members are luckily death metal/speed metal mosh-pitters).
We'd also need moshpit regulators and security.

I'd fill a hunter role -- hunting for necessities -- supplies, food, water, anything.

~Sovereign

Tank gunner/loader, hopefully.

I'm very empathic, so I find it easy to see both sides of a debate or argument.

So I'd like to think I'd be a natural mediator to keep all the bunnies happy and someone who would be a good ear to listen.

Think of me as a very ugly Counsellor Troi.. well, not that ugly hehe but wait until you see me in that onesie haha!

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I can clean and process most wild game and domesticated animals. I also make awesome jerky and I am a great cook.

Have knives, will travel~!!

I would be the care giver of the sick,i was a nurses aide and med aide,so medical aide would be vital in a apocalyptic world,so first aid kits and medicine would be a must

I would see my job as being the one who keeps telling people that electricity and making electrical equipment work is a lost cause.

What will be important is sanitation and healthcare.

The funniest thing is that our community will have to take care of our weak and sick.


We'll end up being bloody socialists.

Or will it be a case of "taking care of NumberOne".

If so - you can sod off and die off on your self.
I'll find another group who cares and are concerned with Group survival rather than personal survival.



Jokes aside - I'll be a great leader. I have no huge ego to fondle and I couldn't care less about personal gain as it will inevitably work against the best for the Group.

reply to post by spartacus699


We are Rigel4..we would require multiple roles!

Perhaps the most obvious one for the Hapless Rigel
would be the camp Jester!

Alternatively we could be a pinata...

All the fun jobs

nixie_nox


"If you dont want your tax dollars to help the poor then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values. Because you dont" John fugelsang

I must say - I really like your signature.

Good on you!

A lot of nice job profiles for a global apocalypse situation in the woods. I ended up noting them in terms of importance to the group.
1. Sex slave
2. Zombie (scare the sh*t out of intruders.
3. Ninja (same as above)
4. Nerd/backup guy
5. Camp comedian/jester
6. 70-80 year old timer (with loads of experience)
7. Historian (of those who come out alive)
8. Doctor Nurse
9. Food/meat/fish gatherer
10. Cleanup/Sweeper
11. Spirit guide (?)
12. Electrician/battery guy
13. Banker
14. Camp pyschologist/motivator
15. Tailor
16. Butcher/cook
17. Soldier/gunner
18. Gardener/florist
19. People avoider/loner
20. Basket weaver
21. Entertainer/musician
22. Politician

NoRulesAllowed
I would be the "smart" nerd. I would try to get broken radios, computers etc. working again, things like that.
Then I would install spell-checkers on some people's PC, including the OPs. Because it has been found that he tried to send out messages to whoever alive warning about the "newclear war" and no-one knew what he actually meant.

but I would remove the spell checker, just so I could annoy the spelling nazis!

duesprimusvictorimmortali
ATS users should have a predetermined place meet incase the apocalypse happens. people here seem much more civilized than the masses already. if everyone met up there would actually be hope for humanities survival. im sure most of the people on this site are not the type to go crazy and start hunting people for food

but that would involve treking 1000's of miles, that would take a good year to walk that far

reply to post by pixelbob


You forgot Wizard.
I wanna be a Wizard.

subfab
reply to post by spartacus699

 

living together won't work. small groups maybe. but there will always be a power struggle. it's human nature. sooner or later someone will try to take over. i'd visit say hello wish you all the best then leave.

no we'd take your prisoner and turn you into a human work horse. We'd work you for 16hrs 7 days a week, ploughing feilds, gathering wood and heavy farm labor.

I would open the bar and make us some home brew. It would be a good bar too, we'd have to come up with a cool name for it, and I'd need some hot babes to be waitresses, maybe a belly dancer, a band, a DJ, a bar tender and a bouncer. And we'd need someone to grow weed and have plenty of that available there too. As we'd all be hurting and so we'd need a place to kill the pain and have some fun.

reply to post by pixelbob


We'd have the makings of an entire society!

Thorneblood
reply to post by pixelbob

 

You forgot Wizard.
I wanna be a Wizard.

Well you'd have to be able to identify the magic mushrooms in the forest and bring them to the bar. You'll be a hit!

A lot of nice job profiles for a global apocalypse situation in the woods. I ended up noting them in terms of importance to the group.
1. Sex slave
2. Zombie (scare the sh*t out of intruders.
3. Ninja (same as above)
4. Nerd/backup guy
5. Camp comedian/jester
6. 70-80 year old timer (with loads of experience)
7. Historian (of those who come out alive)
8. Doctor Nurse
9. Food/meat/fish gatherer
10. Cleanup/Sweeper
11. Spirit guide (?)
12. Electrician/battery guy
13. Banker
14. Camp pyschologist/motivator
15. Tailor
16. Butcher/cook
17. Soldier/gunner
18. Gardener/florist
19. People avoider/loner
20. Basket weaver
21. Entertainer/musician
22. Politician
23. Spellchecker (pls refer to 4 for relevant software)
24. Trekker (but we dont wanna venture into the other side?)
25. Wizard/Sorcerer/Witch (same as 11?)
26. Heavy/intensive manual labourer
27. Bartender
28. Waitress
29. Belly dancer (preferably from turkey/greece)
30. Stripper
31. DJ
32. Bouncer/security
33. Marijuana farmer

No thanks to joining any groups .. prefer to stay far away as possible from them .. already set up nicely where I am .. nearest place to me is a hmong village a days walk through the jungle .. its a couple weeks by boat downriver to a city .. as to skills .. physician ( western medicine and tcm -traditional chinese medicine ) construction ( traditional japanese construction no nails used ) gardening , fishing , sake brewing , martial arts .. life out here will go on as it always has ..

i have a green-thumb and spent a few years in Army Intel & Reconnaissance...

so the act of growing edibles at the sanctuary compound only --> could be revised to having patches of crops in scattered locations... which would not tip-off the zombie cannibals that a tribe of Normals were nearby
cannibal= www.youtube.com...