ATS having problems again?

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posted on Oct, 9 2013 @ 04:11 PM
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ATS is having problems again?

What is it this time?

Bernard finally get fed up with being banned and download a hacker toolkit to upload all his deleted threads up on the front page?

Not enough bandwith to handle the hourly vacuuming by the NSA?

The servers become self aware and commit suicide after reading all the doom porn threads?

SO's head spontaneously exploded while he was standing too close to the hardware when he saw someone try to post one more Elvis thread?

The government shutdown decided that now even discussing the shutdown must be shutdown until a compromise is made?

Martial law was declared and all the threads were told to "shelter in place"?

The government, in an attempt to divert logical discussion, re-routed all traffic to Alex Jones and David Icke's websites?

The new emoticons staged a coup and the site owners are now being held hostage until their demands are met?

The mods, during their weekly DDR dance-off to decide who gets to keep the life size Optimus Prime bust on their desk, tripped and pulled out the power cords?

Springer finally decided his experiment was complete, packed up his gear, went out to the garage, climbed in his UFO and headed back to his true home in Zeta Reticuli?

Come on, don't keep us in suspense?

Note: This was all in fun to pass the time during the few minutes that ATS was timing out. Please have a sense of humor and don't ban me.




posted on Oct, 9 2013 @ 04:17 PM
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reply to post by QuantumCypher
 


No...it was a weather balloon.



posted on Oct, 9 2013 @ 04:19 PM
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reply to post by DrumsRfun
 

Or swamp gas...



posted on Oct, 9 2013 @ 04:51 PM
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Probbyle jstu a routnie snca fmro teh SNA ro GQCH...

Nothing to worry about, I'm sure!
edit on 9-10-2013 by Chesterpudlian because: The H!






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