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Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders (The Onion)

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posted on Feb, 22 2013 @ 03:42 PM
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CHICAGO—The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced.


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amrith777

posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 02:13 AM
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Thanks for sharing this,OP...gave me a hearty laugh!



 
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