Bush Denounces Kerry for Red Sox Flip-Flop

�How can you be a winner when you flip-flop constantly? How can you lead men when you do things like change tactics in the middle of a play-off series? How can you start out losing three games, then just change your mind and start winning? Fans want consistency, not flip-flopping. I can assure you that as your president, I will never change losing tactics!� However, the president mistakenly said later in the speech that there would �never be an all volunteer army,� before being corrected by someone in the audience. Caught in the dilemma of being perceived as reversing himself, Bush immediately announced implementation of a draft. �See? That�s what a real leader does!� he confidently declared, smirking at his own solid consistency.