Voting for toilet paper

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posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 02:23 AM
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Voting for toilet paper. 

A well known toilet paper company is seeking to appeal to the democratic spirit in all of us by offering us the choice of hard or soft.

One red bear and one blue bear stand at podiums and debate the issue. Voting, of course, will be on facebook.

My God, I love freedom. 

Lobotomy anyone?




posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 02:28 AM
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Hard paper for diahreah, soft for hard poop.



posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 02:31 AM
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When will we move to the three seashell system???




posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 02:55 AM
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I vote for John Wayne TP! Its Rough Tough and doesn't take S*#% off of Anyone.

A Vote for JW is a Vote for a tougher American sphincter!



posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 03:29 AM
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Originally posted by phroziac
Hard paper for diahreah, soft for hard poop.


no wonder you have such an expression on your face.

Its the other way around man.. you gotta mop that up, OR you gotta scrape it out.

Where on earth... lol



posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by winofiend

Originally posted by phroziac
Hard paper for diahreah, soft for hard poop.


no wonder you have such an expression on your face.

Its the other way around man.. you gotta mop that up, OR you gotta scrape it out.

Where on earth... lol


Wtf are you sayim about my picture now?god i must be ugly. :/



posted on Oct, 26 2012 @ 06:43 PM
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reply to post by TerryMcGuire
 


I voted. WHY?? Because you can win a year's supply of toilet paper. It is worth a shot. think about it, buying toilet paper is a lot like flushing money down the toilet. If I can get it for free, why not!!





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