I was in the secret m.i.b , please read

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Okay first of all the main aspect we dealt with were abductees who had memory of their experiences we were told to make sure they never spoke out whether it meant threatening their families or the abductee having an `accident` you name it.. its sick, and i hate myself for doing it but i was brainwashed at the time

Just some words. You claim extraordinary evidence, and we want to see it now!

Some pics of you or what you did.

vvv

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Trollings an art bro, but when your found out, the tables are turned, Besides the mods are damn good on this board, it really is hard to troll here.

Bernard, please tell me more about your two children, Alphie, Simon and Teresa.

Originally posted by oxbow
Bernard, please tell me more about your two children, Alphie, Simon and Teresa.

LMAO

I remember that epic fail!



vvv

The next aspect we would deal with were world leaders who `knew too much`

Anyone considered to be a threat, either direct or indirect, were `topped off`,

i will reveal in great detail, a list of people, both celebrities and world leaders who went this wa.

Once again i can only apologise

Originally posted by Casandra
He should write all these stories on a book and sell it, then at least he'd be making money out of them instead of just wasting time here.

Ahaha. Bernards Mystery Collection. The title of this one can be called "The Amazing Wonderbottom".

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Hi Bernard! I flagged this to annoy others ... so take that as a win ok

Hint: Next time post a bland kinda "Hi .. like this website etc." kinda intro ... then reply to 19 other intros saying "Hi and welcome ..I'm new too ect." ... AND then post in the proper forum and post all the pics and vids in the OP and you will make it very hard for the mods and members to immediate suss out who you are and what you are up to.

P.S. Being this enduringly consistent and yet not learning from it ... just shows how stupid you really are! :shk:

I'm a relative newcomer to Bernards many tales, but it would be great to know his other stories that have been posted so far.
I think it was aliens on his front garden last week...
I have noticed though that his style of writing is always the same. (might want to work on that Bernie!)

Originally posted by oxbow
Bernard, please tell me more about your two children, Alphie, Simon and Teresa.

That is one of the maddest things to throw a befuddled mind into jeopardy I've seen in a long time.

You get an internet for that!!


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www.abovetopsecret.com...

lol

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Hey I think you anal probed me once!!! Matter of fact I know it was you, after all I got your IP Address..

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
reply to post by thefreedomfighter1

 

Hi Bernard!

I flagged this to annoy others ... so take that as a win ok

Hint: Next time post a bland kinda "Hi .. like this website etc." kinda intro ... then reply to 19 other intros saying "Hi and welcome ..I'm new too ect." ... AND then post in the proper forum and post all the pics and vids in the OP and you will make it very hard for the mods and members to immediate suss out who you are and what you are up to.

P.S. Being this enduringly consistent and yet not learning from it ... just shows how stupid you really are! :shk:

Okay stuff it, your right,and im out of material for the moment anyway
as this will be deleted in a moment or two i want to say hello

I am bernard schnitzel, i hate ats with a passion
a major new website is coming in next few days with videos and footage of the famous sopheruk biggest hoax in ats history

you will find out the new website dont worry in good time

take care

love bernard

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The ATS Bernie Schnitzel roadshow, now with MIB...

Coming to a city near you (except you'll get neuralyzed after, so you don't remember how bad it is....)

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Well done OL!!!

vvv

Is this you when you were "recruited" by the MIB, Bernard?



I present this as evidence "A". Given that the OP won't show us his buckets of evidence I figured I should bring out mine.

Originally posted by thefreedomfighter1
Once again my name is Dr A . Winterbottom
i am a renowned doctor of science and worked for the government for many years

I do NOT appreciate the jests!

Sorry, I'm not making fun about wishing you die. You confess you involved in assassination and regret about it.
No chance of regret with me.

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again got your IP address, please send me the link to the new site, I'd love to inject some code into it.

Originally posted by thefreedomfighter1

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
reply to post by thefreedomfighter1

 

Hi Bernard!

I flagged this to annoy others ... so take that as a win ok

Hint: Next time post a bland kinda "Hi .. like this website etc." kinda intro ... then reply to 19 other intros saying "Hi and welcome ..I'm new too ect." ... AND then post in the proper forum and post all the pics and vids in the OP and you will make it very hard for the mods and members to immediate suss out who you are and what you are up to.

P.S. Being this enduringly consistent and yet not learning from it ... just shows how stupid you really are! :shk:

Okay stuff it, your right,and im out of material for the moment anyway
as this will be deleted in a moment or two i want to say hello

I am bernard schnitzel, i hate ats with a passion
a major new website is coming in next few days with videos and footage of the famous sopheruk biggest hoax in ats history

you will find out the new website dont worry in good time

take care

love bernard

LoL, Go Bern!!
Best.Post.Ever.

Originally posted by thefreedomfighter1
very dissapointed at no replies
i have bucket loads of evidence too

Dump your bucket or dump the thread.

Anyone that attempts to describe the term Men In Black in small case letters with periods does not get much attention except raised eyebrows for such an obvious mistake.

I mean, after all, you are one, right?

Originally posted by thefreedomfighter1

Okay stuff it, your right,and im out of material for the moment anyway
as this will be deleted in a moment or two i want to say hello

I am bernard schnitzel, i hate ats with a passion
a major new website is coming in next few days with videos and footage of the famous sopheruk biggest hoax in ats history

you will find out the new website dont worry in good time

take care

love bernard

You have a lot to live up to if it's to top the outstanding quality of THIS website.

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Wow, he outed himself....

Just a little bit of respect (-) for having the guts to do this...

In a sad way I wish they'd leave the thread open. This has been the biggest laugh since the "This Is It" thread about nothing.