191 GW Bush LIES!!!

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This just goes to show theres dirt on both Democrats & Republicans.The Al Gore post about him being honest had me in stictches!Bottom line, the Al Gore Myth or the GW Bush myth, theres lies about both men out there.Question is,are you guliable enough to believe both?

Not this again! I for one am sick and tired of people repeating the same stuff over and over again about Bush.

Now what about the 1,001 Bill Clinton lies?

I posted this to be fair.The same stuff thats being repeated is being said about Gore & Clinton.So, are you sick of it because its about Bush & its okay to repeat stuff about liberals or are you sick of ALL OF IT.If so, why not posting the same response on the Al Gore thread? We'll see. Once a hypocrite always a hypocrite!

I am sick of it because their is such a large anti-Bush ratio compared to the pro-Bush people. There is more Bush bashing that Clinton bashing.

Most of them are not lies and is more propaganda, and most are not funny. Sorry.

The funny stuff with Bush is his inventive language. I noticed he's not been as cooperative about giving me any more chuckles, though.

The one that I did not laugh about though, the one that darn near sent me into a rage was his mispronouncement of Nuclear by saying "nukular". I can't tell you how much I wanted to punch him square in the nose everytime I heard that. Maybe I overreact on it, but we all have our pet peeves, I suppose.

Some mispronounciations are simply the result of different lialects and "local color" Just like the French, when they speak English, tend to end certain words with an "er". No one knows why but we accept it because if we all were the same and spoke the same and looked the same and thought the same, we'd have gotten so bored we'd destroyed ourselves centuries ago. Bush does say Nukular and Tlm Dashle calls social security- "soss-scurdy". Both my parents always did too. Thats his local color and dialect.

Someone emailed this to me, some of you may like it, some of you may hate it, but I figured I'd let you read it.


What follows is the text of the presidential address that President Bush should be giving on July 4, 2003. The source of this material remains unidentified.

My fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. The discovery and destruction of all weapons of mass destruction have been covered thoroughly in the press. A new Iraqi government has been established and appears to be stable.
Our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the out years, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
I am ordering the immediate withdrawal of all US forces from Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and all other Middle Eastern nations. Leave us alone. Solve your own damn problems. Need help? Call Germany.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your relatives from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
Regarding the nation of Israel, I have this to say. It seems like everybody has forgotten what happened to European Jewry during the 1930s and World War II. Our nation will never permit the destruction of Israel. No way, Jose. Nevertheless, to Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Yank yer heads outta rectal defilade and work out a peace deal. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't give a damn about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of xenophobia. My response is simple and direct: if you can play that word in Scrabble, do it as soon as your turn comes round. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet
It is time to eliminated hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.
We will develop energy independence. We will restructure our nation for its isolationist destiny.
I will be sending legislation to Congress tomorrow proposing the first actions that that august body should take as we move in a new direction.
Finally, I have decided not to run for a second term of office The First Lady and I will retire to our Texas ranch and have some fun. Laura and I have been talking about taking one of those cruises up to Alaska.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

____________________________________________
Be Cool
K_OS

(no offense too any stupid people here)There was ALOT more Clinton bashing than Bush bashing, C'MON!

www.bushisms.com...

www.dubyaspeak.com...

www.awolbush.com...

Read it & weap.This guy needs to go back to school!

[Edited on 24-4-2003 by romantico]

Originally posted by K_OS
Someone emailed this to me, some of you may like it, some of you may hate it, but I figured I'd let you read it.


What follows is the text of the presidential address that President Bush should be giving on July 4, 2003. The source of this material remains unidentified.

My fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. The discovery and destruction of all weapons of mass destruction have been covered thoroughly in the press. A new Iraqi government has been established and appears to be stable.
Our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the out years, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
I am ordering the immediate withdrawal of all US forces from Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and all other Middle Eastern nations. Leave us alone. Solve your own damn problems. Need help? Call Germany.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your relatives from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
Regarding the nation of Israel, I have this to say. It seems like everybody has forgotten what happened to European Jewry during the 1930s and World War II. Our nation will never permit the destruction of Israel. No way, Jose. Nevertheless, to Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Yank yer heads outta rectal defilade and work out a peace deal. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't give a damn about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---starting now.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of xenophobia. My response is simple and direct: if you can play that word in Scrabble, do it as soon as your turn comes round. Some will accuse us of isolationism.
I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet
It is time to eliminated hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.
We will develop energy independence. We will restructure our nation for its isolationist destiny.
I will be sending legislation to Congress tomorrow proposing the first actions that that august body should take as we move in a new direction.
Finally, I have decided not to run for a second term of office The First Lady and I will retire to our Texas ranch and have some fun. Laura and I have been talking about taking one of those cruises up to Alaska.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

____________________________________________
Be Cool
K_OS

Well, I really doubt that he will say all this. It'd just be too damn good and make too much sense! I'm sure that all the problems with France and Germany will subside. I don't think the administartion had as much problem with them as they did with us cutting their cash cow program...but we'll find a way to make it up to them I'm sure. The US will work with anybody who half-way tries..and even those who don't. So, I really don't see the Pres making those statements although in his shoes I would and I'd laugh a great evil laugh after I was done and walk out with the Imperial March from SatrWars playing in the background...but I'm really an insensitive person by nature by my own admission. I have no pity for people who screw themselves whilst trying to take advantage of others. So, if you don't mind, I'm gonna copy this and paste it to a word doc. for future laughs, okay.

Again, thanks for this. I love it!!