The Little Red Hen

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posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 01:15 AM
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"Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat.

She called her neighbors and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen, and she did.

The wheat grew tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen, and she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.

But the little red hen said, "No, I can eat the five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
And the pig just grunted.

And they painted "unfair" picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

When the government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is the wonderful free enterprise system. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide their product with the idle."

And they lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful. I am grateful."

But her neighbors wondered why she never again baked any more bread.'

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edit on 22-4-2012 by BABYBULL24 because: (no reason given)




posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 01:21 AM
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I like the classic version better, when she told the other animals to **** off and gave the bread to the lil hens..



posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 01:28 AM
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If only the real world was so simple and capitalism so perfect. I'd rather be the farmer that owned that smart hen, and ate the other animals. Actually I would rather be the owner of the bank, that gave that farmer a loan, who's little red hen had to share with me first, and thought she was wise for not sharing with the other animals. I'll take 3 loaves. The chicken and the farmer may have the 2.

OM NOM NOM.



posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 07:16 PM
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lol



posted on Apr, 22 2012 @ 07:36 PM
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I have to ask,,,,,,,,, Where's our Communist and other Obama supporters,,, Why aren't they replying, you know they Scream, Give to the needed what you've rightly earned for yourself and family.


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